Ep 305: Another Hurricane Party Feat Successful Toy Podcast

[00:00:01] Liquor Talk, a brand new episode starts now. Welcome and welcome everybody to another edition of Liquor Talk. Ladies and gentlemen, the storm can't stop us. Fuck the hurricane. The hurricane cannot stop us. We'll give you another edition of Grown Folks Conversation with some Liquor. I'm your man Victor and I'm inviting you to the Grown Folks table. Shout out to everybody that was told get away from the Grown Folks table or stay away from the Grown Folks table. And coming back and joining me, she's one of the favorites.

[00:00:31] She don't need no damn induction, but I gotta give her induction for the people who haven't listened to Liquor Talk for the first time. And for the people that have listened to podcasts for the first time as well. She is the host with the most, the host of the Successful Toy Podcast, podcasting out of North Carolina, by way of Florida. It's Toya. How you doing today, Toya? And welcome back to Liquor Talk.

[00:00:53] Hey Victor, you know I love me some Liquor Talk baby. It gives me an excuse to drink.

[00:00:59] Yes. I'm glad you got an excuse to drink. Now, I do want to say I'm sorry about your last visit. I should have definitely let you talk a lot more. Unfortunately, we got stuck behind two overtalkers. No disrespect to them, but that's on me. I should have got you some more opportunities to talk. But hey, it's just us today.

[00:01:21] It was still good, though.

[00:01:24] Yeah, but it's one of those things, you know, you could have been better. But hey, it was pretty good, even though they just overtalked them. We still love y'all overtalkers, but hey.

[00:01:36] How y'all doing today out there in Liquor Talk World, baby?

[00:01:40] Shout out to everybody out there in the Liquor Talk World. Shout out to all you Somalians out there pouring up with us.

[00:01:45] We survived in the storms. And also, we didn't get caught at the damn Diddy parties. Hell no.

[00:01:54] All this shit coming out. And yeah, that's where we're going to start. Like, what is your thoughts on all this madness coming out now?

[00:02:03] Chy'all, I ain't gonna even lie. I tried to put myself in the mix. When I seen that somebody else came out, shit, I put in the comments.

[00:02:11] I was like, you know what? I forgot in 1999, I met Diddy in the club and he touched me the wrong way.

[00:02:19] And I ain't been right since, bitch, since all these people coming out. Like, it's just so crazy, man.

[00:02:25] But, like, I see all the stuff that's going around and they saying about Hugh. Like, he was doing the same shit.

[00:02:34] But my thing is, like, yeah, but he wasn't beating people and he wasn't allegedly having people killed.

[00:02:42] So, I mean, I think that's what it is. Like, because I'm trying to understand, like, well, that's the only thing I know.

[00:02:51] Like, it's the, it gotta be the hitting part because I just, I don't know. Everybody is a freak, bro. Everybody.

[00:02:59] Everybody is a freak. Everybody is the crazy freaks. And also, some people, they shit, they can get away with shit better.

[00:03:07] And also, they just fall in line. And I know this with a lot of our black celebrities and, you know, don't call me a conspiracy theorist.

[00:03:14] But anytime they go up against the system, the system is like, fuck you, we're gonna get you back for that.

[00:03:21] Right.

[00:03:21] Because if you notice, all this started happening with Diddy after he sued that liquor company.

[00:03:26] See, I mean...

[00:03:28] And the liquor company is a British company, by the way.

[00:03:32] And I seen that, but I didn't... Like me, I don't be all into them people business because I ain't in a category.

[00:03:39] I'm not in a money bracket. So, I don't pay attention.

[00:03:43] So, it's just like whatever I see and come across on the social media, then I read it or entertain it a little bit and keep it moving.

[00:03:49] But I didn't hear about the liquor company until I think today or yesterday when I seen somebody say something about that.

[00:03:56] And I was like, oh, shit. But I'm trying to understand, like, why did it take all these years?

[00:04:05] It's what I don't understand.

[00:04:07] That's something I don't understand either. You know, I think it is.

[00:04:10] I think it's as long as you're profiting the system and you're just falling in line, they're okay with you doing your dirt.

[00:04:17] But as soon as you go against the system or you do something out of line, that's when the issue comes.

[00:04:24] And I don't get it myself because it's always been like there were a whole bunch of black celebrities.

[00:04:30] Like, take R. Kelly. Like, I think they won his musical royalties or something and he refused to turn it over.

[00:04:36] Guess what? Now, all of a sudden, this shit, they tried him for it in the 2000s and it came back to life.

[00:04:41] And this time, they gonna get him.

[00:04:43] And also, look at what happened to Prince and Michael Jackson.

[00:04:46] Both of the recipes, both of those.

[00:04:48] They beat the system, but guess what?

[00:04:50] They found a way to take him out.

[00:04:53] Yeah.

[00:04:56] Welcome to the black world.

[00:04:58] Yes, welcome to the black world.

[00:05:00] And now everybody's like, oh, when they gonna get Jay-Z next to, you know, Diddy gonna sit.

[00:05:05] I'm just like, man, y'all better.

[00:05:08] I don't know.

[00:05:08] I think you black celebrities better go to another country where they can't find your ass.

[00:05:13] Allegedly, they better do what Russell Simmons did.

[00:05:17] Well, yeah, Russell Simmons took his ass to Bali.

[00:05:22] No, I thought, that's what I thought Diddy had did.

[00:05:24] They were saying that, but I don't know, y'all.

[00:05:28] It's just so much.

[00:05:30] It's like, at this point, what do we believe, though?

[00:05:35] If in a video, I don't believe shit.

[00:05:37] Yeah.

[00:05:38] Only person I believe is that lady that got motherfucking that, and it was so crazy because

[00:05:44] that man lost his whole career behind Diddy.

[00:05:48] Sean, remember Sean?

[00:05:49] Sean was a good-ass artist, too.

[00:05:51] Yeah, he was.

[00:05:52] He got caught up with Diddy.

[00:05:55] Uh-huh.

[00:05:56] So, that and Rihanna, not Rihanna, goddammit.

[00:05:59] Sorry, Rihanna, girl.

[00:06:01] That and Cassie, like, yeah, my heart goes out.

[00:06:08] But it's like, everybody else, like, girl, why is it taking, why did it take out, why Cassie

[00:06:13] had to be the one that started, and then everybody wanted, okay, me too, me too, me too.

[00:06:18] Hell, if that's the case, me too, bitch, I want some money too, because y'all see Cassie

[00:06:23] doing, she got paid, and now all of a sudden, this person want to come out, this person want

[00:06:28] to come out.

[00:06:28] It's just so much.

[00:06:31] It really is.

[00:06:32] And my question to Cassie is, why the hell you ain't come out here sooner?

[00:06:35] And it's like, I know it's hard for domestic violence victims are going to tell me it's

[00:06:40] hard to come out, but I'm just like, you can't take that physical and emotional abuse,

[00:06:47] you know, you can't take it.

[00:06:49] Listen, it's so easy to say that.

[00:06:52] It's easily said than done, like I've been a victim before.

[00:06:56] And you be scared for your life while you're with the person.

[00:07:00] And it's like, when you do try to get away, they find your ass.

[00:07:03] So it probably was one of them moments for her.

[00:07:06] But I just feel like as soon as she got away and went with her new husband, I feel like that's

[00:07:12] when she should have said something right away, like right then and there.

[00:07:16] Like, why did you wait all these years to say something?

[00:07:20] Like, you should have been said something for real, for real.

[00:07:23] Like, you away from it now.

[00:07:25] And I feel like, you know, you would have been safer.

[00:07:29] I mean, we're still safe.

[00:07:31] But yeah.

[00:07:32] But when you're in that relationship, you be scared for your life.

[00:07:36] And you're not going to say nothing.

[00:07:37] You're going to pretend, smile, like everything is okay.

[00:07:41] That shit is no joke.

[00:07:43] It's easily said than done, speaking about it right then and there.

[00:07:48] But you're not going to, any victim, you're not going to speak on it right then and there.

[00:07:53] Because all they're going to do, especially if you ain't got a way and you speak on it,

[00:07:57] that shit going to get worse for you.

[00:07:59] And you might end up dead.

[00:08:01] Yeah.

[00:08:02] And that, I understand.

[00:08:05] But sometimes I do feel like, it's like, where are the men at that are in your life?

[00:08:08] And where are like the brothers or the cousins or your daddies or the really good guy friends

[00:08:15] or somebody in the neighborhood with a strap and ain't afraid to unleash that strap?

[00:08:21] Like, y'all deserve better.

[00:08:23] No one deserves to stay in a relationship where they're getting abused.

[00:08:27] But you got to understand, too, you saying what the brothers, what is, what at.

[00:08:31] But at the same time, the brothers and the cousins, they probably already don't step up for you before

[00:08:36] and you rant back to the nigga.

[00:08:38] In their eyes, you rant back, not dang knowing that he done kidnapped you,

[00:08:43] got threatened in your life, you better not say nothing,

[00:08:46] you better pretend that you're happy and all that shit.

[00:08:48] To where, too, they keep coming in for your rescue and then it's like they see you keep going back.

[00:08:54] What the fuck am I going to keep coming in and rescuing for?

[00:08:56] Why am I getting in your situation?

[00:08:58] All you're going to do is run back.

[00:09:01] So you got to look up, too.

[00:09:05] Sadly, that's actually true because I know some situations where I've given people advice

[00:09:10] and then I see them go back to that situation.

[00:09:12] I'm like, you know what?

[00:09:14] I'll be here for you to vent, but I'm not going to offer any advice

[00:09:17] because obviously you're not going to listen.

[00:09:21] Or maybe this person will put a love spell on your ass.

[00:09:24] I don't know.

[00:09:24] It's definitely.

[00:09:26] So, yeah.

[00:09:27] We can't say what people should do all that because, hey, shit be hard, man.

[00:09:35] Yes, shit be hard, but shit definitely be hard,

[00:09:40] but not a thousand bottles of laced baby oil hard.

[00:09:44] But God damn.

[00:09:49] I think it was my girl that was like somebody said that a bottle of baby oil lasts you a lifetime.

[00:09:56] And it do, bitch, because I've had baby oil for some years when I used to use baby oil.

[00:10:03] But I hate fucking baby oil.

[00:10:05] It seems like it make your skin dirty.

[00:10:08] It definitely make your skin dirty.

[00:10:11] But see, here's what I heard.

[00:10:12] I heard the diddy baby oil.

[00:10:13] They be lacing that baby oil with drugs and all kinds of shit to get your body going.

[00:10:20] Yeah, I done heard that.

[00:10:21] For real?

[00:10:23] That's what I heard.

[00:10:25] I heard they were putting drugs in that damn baby oil.

[00:10:28] Why do you think those motherfuckers were going on and on and on?

[00:10:31] It was so long they needed IV shots sent to whatever.

[00:10:35] I'm like, God damn.

[00:10:37] Seth Maynard over here on Instagram, she said they need to open back up the Kim Porter case.

[00:10:44] They eventually are going to do that because I see that book got dropped, of course.

[00:10:49] That too.

[00:10:50] And I'm like, God damn.

[00:10:53] Because somebody posted something on YouTube about the book.

[00:10:56] I like to go watch YouTube when they be doing their narratives and stuff

[00:11:00] and when they look into stuff and then they tell you what they think or what they came up with.

[00:11:05] So I got to look into that because I did see that somebody has like went game details and stuff.

[00:11:12] But yeah.

[00:11:14] Yeah, I saw that on TikTok as well.

[00:11:16] And I'm like, oh shit.

[00:11:18] No wonder Diddy has something to do with her being killed.

[00:11:21] I'm like, because she had all the tea.

[00:11:24] Hey, motherfuckers.

[00:11:25] Y'all can't be on bad terms with people that got all the tea on your ass.

[00:11:30] Because you don't know who's going to release it and who's going to air it out.

[00:11:34] Like, and that leads into another situation.

[00:11:38] Why the hell do people, as soon as something's over with, they want to leak out all the dirty laundry?

[00:11:44] Like some shit you just got to take to the grave with you.

[00:11:47] Because they be feeling like they going to hurt you and they try to assassinate your character.

[00:11:51] So that's why they try to do all that dumb ass shit.

[00:11:54] Like tell all the tea and even makeup shit.

[00:11:59] So some of the shit be true.

[00:12:01] But then they add some lies to it to sprinkle more salt on it so people can really, really believe them.

[00:12:07] So it's like once you break up with a motherfucker and they want to tear your tea.

[00:12:11] They're just trying to assassinate your character.

[00:12:13] Trying to make nobody fuck with you and all that shit.

[00:12:16] But to be honest, baby, when you're covered by the blood of Jesus, baby, whatever you say ain't going to stick, bitch.

[00:12:24] Amen.

[00:12:27] Also, people are going to look at you sideways because they're going to be looking like you tolerated all of that shit.

[00:12:33] And now that shit didn't hit the fan and it didn't work out.

[00:12:36] Now you want to come out with it.

[00:12:37] Yep.

[00:12:38] I used to be a person, child.

[00:12:40] People used to be licking and laughing at my ass.

[00:12:42] I'm adding out all the dirty lunch and it's like, bitch, you was with this person for all these months, for years.

[00:12:48] And now you want to be saying they did stay that.

[00:12:50] But you was laid up with them every fucking night.

[00:12:53] Make it make sense.

[00:12:57] Yeah, that's the one thing I can't make sense of because even in my situations where I've been in some fucked up situations, I got to look back at one person.

[00:13:05] That's me because that's the only person I can control.

[00:13:07] I'm not even going to air you out because it's worthless and it's pointless to me.

[00:13:11] Like, what am I going to get from destroying your character?

[00:13:14] Not a damn thing.

[00:13:15] They ain't going to pay my bills.

[00:13:17] But that's just how I think.

[00:13:18] I don't know about everybody else.

[00:13:20] Yeah.

[00:13:21] And sometimes when you do that shit, all you do is up their pussy rate or they dick rate.

[00:13:25] Make bitches want to fuck with them because of the shit you saying.

[00:13:29] Mm hmm.

[00:13:29] So because apparently people just love toxic motherfuckers.

[00:13:33] Yeah.

[00:13:34] Yeah.

[00:13:36] That shit is crazy.

[00:13:38] Yes, that shit is definitely crazy.

[00:13:42] And Lord on knows what's going to happen in 2025 because all the shit hit in the pan in 2024.

[00:13:48] Ever since Cat Williams started off the fucking year.

[00:13:51] He started this shit.

[00:13:54] He really did.

[00:13:56] He really did.

[00:13:57] All this shit that's going on in 2024, man.

[00:14:00] You fucking started it.

[00:14:02] Okay.

[00:14:03] Okay.

[00:14:03] You started it.

[00:14:05] Yes.

[00:14:05] Cat Williams started all this shit.

[00:14:07] He set the tone too.

[00:14:09] And I think, I don't think too many people were listening.

[00:14:12] People were listening.

[00:14:13] But they were like, I don't know if people actually believed him.

[00:14:17] I'm like, okay.

[00:14:18] Everybody believed Cat Williams.

[00:14:20] You had, if you watched that motherfucking interview, you believed that motherfucker.

[00:14:25] Hell yeah.

[00:14:26] I damn sure sat down and watched that interview.

[00:14:28] I believe him.

[00:14:30] This is for the non-believers because I'm like, God damn.

[00:14:33] Everything he said has come to light.

[00:14:36] Right.

[00:14:36] And I'm like, bitch, he ain't fucking all.

[00:14:38] Bitch, he turned out all the team, bitch.

[00:14:40] All of it.

[00:14:42] All of it.

[00:14:43] And ain't nothing he said.

[00:14:44] Ain't nothing he said was proven wrong yet.

[00:14:49] Not a damn thing.

[00:14:50] He made motherfuckers go hide under a rock, bitch.

[00:14:54] Shit.

[00:14:56] He has, he has made some people go hide under a rock because you ain't really hear from him no more.

[00:15:00] I'm like, especially them damn comedians.

[00:15:02] I'm like, what the heck?

[00:15:04] I haven't heard shit from him.

[00:15:06] Is it?

[00:15:08] Everything that they did?

[00:15:09] It is.

[00:15:10] Then after he did that, then you had fucking Till Kemp come out about Rick Rose.

[00:15:18] She went to spill and everything.

[00:15:20] Okay.

[00:15:21] Then you had, man, it was just everybody.

[00:15:24] This 2024, baby, this year has been a messy year.

[00:15:28] We going to call it messy, messy two-four.

[00:15:32] Yes.

[00:15:32] Messy two-four.

[00:15:34] Ladies and gentlemen, this is Licka Talk once again.

[00:15:36] The more you drink, the better we sell.

[00:15:38] We got a successful toy.

[00:15:40] Probably one of my favorite people to work with.

[00:15:42] How the hell she did that so fast?

[00:15:44] Y'all, I don't even know because this is like record time because it's like.

[00:15:50] It's like we on your podcast, on my podcast.

[00:15:54] Man, listen.

[00:15:56] By the way, y'all go buy her card game one of these days, y'all.

[00:15:59] I might have to get my hands on that card game.

[00:16:01] I might have to play it with her.

[00:16:02] There is a little more heartfelt card game I got.

[00:16:04] That might be the Christmas episode, y'all.

[00:16:07] A little sneak peek.

[00:16:07] But, nevertheless, speaking of messy-ass people, we got to talk about our family.

[00:16:14] Because why is it that family can say some of the most hard-hitting shit?

[00:16:19] Because I was talking to my mother about something, about something one of my cousins said.

[00:16:23] And she topped it with something a cousin said to her.

[00:16:27] I'm like, mama, why are you not shit this little?

[00:16:32] So, my question is, why the hell is it that family can always say the most hard-hitting shit?

[00:16:38] Because they feel like they family and they feel like.

[00:16:42] To be, let's be honest.

[00:16:44] Like, would you rather hear it from your family or you rather hear it from somebody off the streets that don't know you?

[00:16:51] I'd rather, when it comes now, it's certain things.

[00:16:54] Now, if it comes to, like, podcasts or something, my craft or what I'm working on, I'd rather hear it from somebody who's a fellow content creator.

[00:17:02] Now, everything else, maybe it'll be better to serve to come from the family.

[00:17:06] Okay.

[00:17:07] Because.

[00:17:09] So, okay.

[00:17:09] So, what was the topic?

[00:17:11] Was it about your podcast or was it about something outside of the podcast?

[00:17:16] It was, um, the cousin that tried me said something about the podcast or tried to downplay my experiences that I've talked about.

[00:17:23] I'm like, you should be glad I'm talking about the experiences and not acting on the experiences.

[00:17:30] And they try to say, oh, it ain't that bad.

[00:17:32] No, you don't know what the fuck I've been through.

[00:17:34] And there's a lot of men that go through some shit and they don't really talk about it.

[00:17:39] Right.

[00:17:40] See, I hate that too.

[00:17:41] Like, don't tell me what the fuck I experienced.

[00:17:44] Like, bitch, you ain't walk my shoes.

[00:17:45] You ain't live my life.

[00:17:47] So, what you feel that's not a big deal, bitch, it was a big deal to me.

[00:17:51] So, what the fuck is the problem?

[00:17:53] Mind your motherfucking business, bitch.

[00:17:56] And you know, Finley gonna always try to make it seem like it was not that bad.

[00:18:01] It was not like that.

[00:18:02] How she's saying it.

[00:18:03] How you know?

[00:18:04] Was you there?

[00:18:05] Was you fucking there?

[00:18:07] Your experience is not my experience.

[00:18:09] I don't give a fuck if we walk the same walk in life.

[00:18:14] Period.

[00:18:15] It is damn sure not my experiences.

[00:18:17] And you need to be happy that I'm being consistent with something.

[00:18:20] Because I'm like, because I could have flipped the table when you're like, what the fuck have

[00:18:24] you done with your life?

[00:18:25] Right.

[00:18:25] I'll wait.

[00:18:29] Well, I'll go catwombs on your ass.

[00:18:31] Like, what the fuck have you done to be sitting here talking about me?

[00:18:34] Like, do you have generational wealth set where your kids don't have to work as hard?

[00:18:39] Do you have stocks?

[00:18:40] Do you have money in the bank?

[00:18:42] Okay.

[00:18:43] And the ones that be talking don't be having shit going on.

[00:18:45] That be the problem right there.

[00:18:47] Thank you.

[00:18:48] Thank you.

[00:18:50] They be mad because it's not them and they didn't come up with the idea.

[00:18:54] Like, bitch, go.

[00:18:55] Go somewhere.

[00:18:57] Why is you so mad?

[00:18:58] Bitch, it's not my fault.

[00:19:00] Damn.

[00:19:01] Find something to do.

[00:19:02] Yes, please.

[00:19:03] Find something to do.

[00:19:04] Don't be mad with me, you know what I'm saying?

[00:19:06] Because I kept shit going when you didn't.

[00:19:10] Right.

[00:19:10] That is, that's just, it's just baffling.

[00:19:13] I don't, I don't know what it is.

[00:19:16] But if you, and you know what's funny, those family members, them to be the same family members

[00:19:21] that, say we blow up, let's see if that happens.

[00:19:24] They'll be right there like, hey, I was right here down.

[00:19:30] Or say I do a live show or something.

[00:19:31] They're going to be like, hey, I want to be in the VIP.

[00:19:34] I want to meet your guest.

[00:19:35] So I want to meet the celebrity.

[00:19:37] Motherfucker, you weren't with me shooting in the gym.

[00:19:39] Hello.

[00:19:40] Hello.

[00:19:41] How many, did you buy me a bottle for Lickertalk?

[00:19:44] Or did you share the platform on your page?

[00:19:47] No.

[00:19:48] The fuck?

[00:19:50] Fuck yeah.

[00:19:51] Hell no.

[00:19:52] I'm keeping receipts on your ass.

[00:19:56] Don't get me started, Victor.

[00:19:58] Fuck them people.

[00:19:59] It is going to be just like that too.

[00:20:01] Soon as a bitch make you big, they go, oh, that's my cousin.

[00:20:04] That's my cousin.

[00:20:05] Watch.

[00:20:05] Let me call her.

[00:20:06] Trying to prove a point that you got my motherfucking number.

[00:20:10] My number going to be changed, bitch.

[00:20:13] Uh-huh.

[00:20:14] And I'm going to have receipts for your ass.

[00:20:16] Uh-huh.

[00:20:16] I'll be like, yeah, this topic was inspired by you, dumbass.

[00:20:21] Yeah.

[00:20:21] What was your support at?

[00:20:22] But since you always got something to say, what was your support at?

[00:20:26] For real.

[00:20:27] Fuck the people.

[00:20:28] Don't let them run out.

[00:20:29] Yes.

[00:20:31] Yes.

[00:20:31] Fuck the people and fuck the come up, you know.

[00:20:33] Now it's time.

[00:20:35] We're going to do something I haven't done in years because a former co-host of mine always

[00:20:39] hated when I did this, but I'm going to bring it back.

[00:20:42] You had a co-host?

[00:20:43] I had a co-host back during season two of Liquor Talk.

[00:20:47] First two seasons of Liquor Talk when we were in the double digits, just the double digits,

[00:20:51] I had co-host.

[00:20:52] But after a while, I realized I'm better as a one-man wrecking crew.

[00:20:57] I swear to God, one-man band, baby.

[00:20:59] Yes.

[00:21:00] One-man wrecking crew.

[00:21:01] And I just call people on because I can count on people.

[00:21:04] But nevertheless, actually, this was inspired by your podcast, by the way.

[00:21:09] There's this group.

[00:21:10] They asked questions on social media for confessions.

[00:21:13] So we're going to get into a few questions.

[00:21:16] Here we go.

[00:21:16] I got the first one.

[00:21:17] Okay.

[00:21:18] It says, I love Rodney.

[00:21:19] He's unattractive, but he funny as hell.

[00:21:22] I don't cheat, baby.

[00:21:24] The only bitches I talk to are Siri and Alexa.

[00:21:28] And Rodney makes me feel like I'm the only woman in the room where we're together.

[00:21:32] I've been dating this man for years, but no proposal, no rings.

[00:21:35] I asked him, where do you see us living in the next five years?

[00:21:40] He says, it's a mad Max Thunderdome hellscape begging for Thanos to put us out of our misery.

[00:21:47] What the fuck?

[00:21:48] I asked him.

[00:21:49] I asked him outright if we're going to get married.

[00:21:52] He said, I want kids.

[00:21:54] You don't.

[00:21:55] Are you going to let me bring another woman?

[00:21:56] Are you going to let me bring another woman's children home?

[00:21:59] I told him, hell no.

[00:22:01] Rodney says, we've been chilling for four years.

[00:22:04] And he thought I didn't want to be exclusive because I didn't want no children with him.

[00:22:08] Rodney, for real.

[00:22:09] You thought you were my girl all this time?

[00:22:12] My first word is due in December.

[00:22:15] Advice.

[00:22:15] What do you think?

[00:22:18] This was a lot.

[00:22:19] I'm like.

[00:22:20] A lot.

[00:22:21] Okay.

[00:22:22] So let me recap.

[00:22:24] I think.

[00:22:25] I got it.

[00:22:26] So for one, they've been together for four years.

[00:22:29] Yeah, they've been together for four years.

[00:22:31] And I guess he didn't think that she wanted kids.

[00:22:35] But apparently, apparently she's pregnant.

[00:22:40] Wait, I thought somebody else was pregnant.

[00:22:42] But she was saying she's pregnant?

[00:22:44] Yeah, she said she's pregnant with his firstborn.

[00:22:47] With her firstborn with him.

[00:22:49] But I'm like.

[00:22:50] But you said that you didn't want to have kids though.

[00:22:54] Yeah.

[00:22:55] I'm confused.

[00:22:57] So.

[00:22:58] She didn't want to have kids.

[00:23:00] But yet now she's pregnant.

[00:23:02] So.

[00:23:03] Are you slapping him in his face?

[00:23:06] Because he was about to leave you.

[00:23:08] Because he thought you didn't want kids.

[00:23:11] But he want kids.

[00:23:12] And when he mentioned to you.

[00:23:14] That he was going to.

[00:23:16] Like.

[00:23:16] I mean.

[00:23:16] Well, he tried to open the relationship up.

[00:23:18] And you said.

[00:23:19] Hell no.

[00:23:20] Because he want kids.

[00:23:22] So.

[00:23:23] His thing was.

[00:23:24] He was going to still be with her.

[00:23:26] But go out and have sex with someone.

[00:23:28] And make a baby.

[00:23:30] And think she was going to be.

[00:23:31] The ride or die bitch.

[00:23:32] That he can bring the child over.

[00:23:34] Whenever he want to.

[00:23:36] Because he's still in a relationship with her.

[00:23:37] He just got the other person pregnant.

[00:23:40] Which.

[00:23:41] Would have been so much drama.

[00:23:42] Because what if that other person.

[00:23:44] Would have fell in love with him.

[00:23:45] I really liked him.

[00:23:46] Then it's going to be problems.

[00:23:47] And shit like that.

[00:23:49] And then.

[00:23:50] For one.

[00:23:50] I know for a fact.

[00:23:51] He would have pillow talked it.

[00:23:53] With the girl that he got pregnant.

[00:23:54] Told him.

[00:23:55] Told her.

[00:23:55] Where oh my girl.

[00:23:56] Don't want to have kids.

[00:23:57] And this and that.

[00:23:58] So yeah.

[00:23:59] Yeah.

[00:23:59] And.

[00:24:00] She wants to get married.

[00:24:03] But.

[00:24:03] He was saying.

[00:24:04] That he wasn't getting married to her.

[00:24:06] Because she didn't have no baby.

[00:24:07] She don't want no kids.

[00:24:08] And now she's pregnant.

[00:24:09] So what the fuck is he going to do?

[00:24:12] Yeah.

[00:24:13] That's my question.

[00:24:14] I'm like.

[00:24:14] Dog.

[00:24:14] You going to put a ring on it?

[00:24:16] You might as well go ahead.

[00:24:17] And put a ring on it.

[00:24:17] You about to have.

[00:24:18] She about to give you a baby.

[00:24:19] After she says she don't want to have a baby.

[00:24:21] If somebody will do something for you.

[00:24:23] After they said.

[00:24:24] Originally saying they wouldn't do it.

[00:24:25] But that's the one.

[00:24:26] Because not many people change their mind like that.

[00:24:29] Exactly.

[00:24:29] Especially with a baby.

[00:24:31] Like nobody changed their mind when it comes to kids.

[00:24:33] So for her to literally like.

[00:24:37] You got her pregnant now.

[00:24:39] So what are you going to do?

[00:24:40] So are you going to stay?

[00:24:42] Are you going to marry her?

[00:24:43] Like are you excited?

[00:24:45] Do you feel like she tricked you?

[00:24:46] Like this can go so many ways.

[00:24:48] Because he can feel like.

[00:24:50] You tricked me.

[00:24:52] Or.

[00:24:53] Was they using protection?

[00:24:57] Like.

[00:24:58] Or did somebody not have a.

[00:25:00] It's the one.

[00:25:00] Or did y'all not have.

[00:25:01] It is.

[00:25:02] Because.

[00:25:03] Or did you not have a plan B on deck?

[00:25:05] Or something.

[00:25:06] This is so many questions.

[00:25:08] Because he probably wasn't even thinking.

[00:25:11] You know what?

[00:25:12] Something just slapped me in my face.

[00:25:15] She said she never wanted to have kids.

[00:25:18] So he probably wasn't even fucking her.

[00:25:20] Wrong.

[00:25:21] Because she don't want to have kids.

[00:25:24] Right.

[00:25:25] Oh.

[00:25:27] So maybe she cheated on him.

[00:25:31] These motherfuckers.

[00:25:33] God damn.

[00:25:34] Because.

[00:25:35] If he thinking in his head.

[00:25:37] She don't want kids.

[00:25:39] And now she's popped up pregnant.

[00:25:41] This whole time.

[00:25:42] He probably wasn't even fucking her.

[00:25:44] Bear.

[00:25:44] Because she don't want no kids.

[00:25:47] You feel me?

[00:25:48] You see where I'm going with this?

[00:25:50] So.

[00:25:52] How you got pregnant?

[00:25:54] And who got you pregnant?

[00:25:56] Because he was willing.

[00:25:58] To open a relationship.

[00:26:00] And get somebody else pregnant.

[00:26:01] Because you ain't want kids.

[00:26:02] So that.

[00:26:03] That kind of says that.

[00:26:05] Y'all wasn't really doing nothing.

[00:26:07] Without no condom.

[00:26:10] Right.

[00:26:12] Hmm.

[00:26:13] Yeah.

[00:26:14] Now we need to talk to her.

[00:26:15] We need to talk to her.

[00:26:16] We need her over here on Liquor Tower.

[00:26:18] And we need to double talk.

[00:26:19] Yeah, we do.

[00:26:20] Let's go ahead.

[00:26:22] Let's move on to the next question.

[00:26:24] This brother says.

[00:26:26] I'm an unapologetic passport bro.

[00:26:28] And I'm in love with Anna.

[00:26:30] I traveled to her country three times.

[00:26:32] We spent weekends together.

[00:26:34] And I pamper her.

[00:26:35] It's budget friendly for him, apparently.

[00:26:37] She studies English.

[00:26:39] She loves hip hop.

[00:26:40] And she wants to come to America.

[00:26:42] I know I couldn't afford to bring Anna here.

[00:26:45] I told her we could get married.

[00:26:47] She could move to the U.S.

[00:26:49] But we'd be much poorer.

[00:26:50] I'd ask her if she would make that sacrifice to be with me.

[00:26:54] Anna says.

[00:26:55] Money makes me happy.

[00:26:56] Money makes me nice.

[00:26:57] Money makes me want to cook for you.

[00:26:59] Money makes me want to smile for you.

[00:27:02] Money makes me wet.

[00:27:03] No money.

[00:27:05] Makes all these feelings disappear.

[00:27:07] My Dominican dollar is a gold digger.

[00:27:09] And I have never had the gold to keep her around.

[00:27:12] advice.

[00:27:13] My nigga.

[00:27:14] If you don't fucking drop that woman right now.

[00:27:16] If you don't fucking drop that woman right the fuck now.

[00:27:20] And go on somewhere.

[00:27:21] Because how the hell are you in Dominican with a woman.

[00:27:24] With a man.

[00:27:25] Or with a woman.

[00:27:26] With the mindset of some of these other women around here.

[00:27:29] You could have got that from somebody in my end or up the street.

[00:27:32] Dumbass.

[00:27:33] First of all.

[00:27:34] She's definitely using him for his money.

[00:27:36] Dummy.

[00:27:37] Like she said it all right.

[00:27:39] Well he said it all right there when he typed it up.

[00:27:41] Dummy.

[00:27:42] When you right nigga.

[00:27:43] You ain't seeing it.

[00:27:44] Bitch.

[00:27:45] If it ain't about money.

[00:27:46] She don't give a fuck about nothing else.

[00:27:48] Why would she marry you.

[00:27:50] When you fucking.

[00:27:51] Like.

[00:27:52] You stay in the U.S.

[00:27:53] She stay over there in Dominican Republic.

[00:27:55] Why the fuck would she marry you to come to the U.S.

[00:27:58] Wait.

[00:27:59] I ain't Dominican Republic part of the U.S.

[00:28:02] That's why.

[00:28:03] No.

[00:28:03] No.

[00:28:05] That's Puerto Rico.

[00:28:06] Yeah.

[00:28:06] That's Puerto Rico.

[00:28:07] Let's think about that.

[00:28:08] So.

[00:28:13] Taking care of her.

[00:28:14] Wait.

[00:28:15] The dollar value over there is more than over here.

[00:28:19] I think so.

[00:28:20] Because he said it's a little affordable over there.

[00:28:24] He said he can afford to take care of her over there.

[00:28:26] Compared to.

[00:28:27] She feel like he balling out.

[00:28:28] Because our American money is more over there.

[00:28:32] So she feel like.

[00:28:32] You know.

[00:28:33] But her thing is too.

[00:28:35] Why the fuck would I come to the U.S.

[00:28:37] Bitch.

[00:28:37] And you probably can't even take care of me like this.

[00:28:39] When I'm over there.

[00:28:42] Hello.

[00:28:42] It's like.

[00:28:43] You didn't really answer your own question bro.

[00:28:44] Like.

[00:28:45] You know the fuck.

[00:28:46] She only using you for your fucking money.

[00:28:49] She don't want to come to no fucking American.

[00:28:51] She know what the fuck we going through over here.

[00:28:53] She don't want to come over here.

[00:28:54] She lying to you bitch.

[00:28:55] She leading you on.

[00:28:58] She is definitely lying.

[00:29:00] She definitely capping on that ass.

[00:29:02] Because if she wanted to come over here.

[00:29:04] When he offered to marry her.

[00:29:05] In her head.

[00:29:06] She would have been feeling like.

[00:29:08] Okay.

[00:29:08] I married him.

[00:29:09] And now I can get all his money.

[00:29:11] And this that and that.

[00:29:13] So clearly.

[00:29:13] She don't want to fucking marry you.

[00:29:15] She don't fucking want you.

[00:29:17] Bitch.

[00:29:17] And then you go over there every blue moon.

[00:29:20] She living a double life.

[00:29:22] And whoever the nigga.

[00:29:23] The man is that she mess with over there.

[00:29:25] In Dominican Republic.

[00:29:26] He.

[00:29:26] He down with the bullshit.

[00:29:28] Yeah.

[00:29:28] Let's use this American.

[00:29:30] And when the American come over here.

[00:29:32] I can go somewhere.

[00:29:33] I can act like I'm your brother or your cousin.

[00:29:36] They use you bitch.

[00:29:38] They are definitely using this man.

[00:29:40] And if you don't see that.

[00:29:41] My brother.

[00:29:42] You is a whole dummy.

[00:29:44] That just screams using me.

[00:29:45] That's why they look at Americans.

[00:29:47] That's a joke.

[00:29:48] These bitches be so dumb for these.

[00:29:50] For them motherfuckers.

[00:29:51] They really do be.

[00:29:53] We.

[00:29:53] I don't know what it is.

[00:29:55] I don't.

[00:29:55] I don't know why.

[00:29:56] You ain't.

[00:29:56] Pussy ain't get fucked in your own country.

[00:29:59] Why the fuck you going somewhere else.

[00:30:01] And playing pussy ain't getting fucked with no condom raw.

[00:30:05] Diddy.

[00:30:06] With the best of me.

[00:30:07] They do a bitch.

[00:30:09] You can do that over there in your own country.

[00:30:11] You stupid ass.

[00:30:12] People so dumb.

[00:30:14] Oh.

[00:30:15] Okay.

[00:30:16] Next one.

[00:30:16] All right.

[00:30:17] Here we go.

[00:30:18] Here's the third question.

[00:30:19] Ladies and gentlemen.

[00:30:20] My husband.

[00:30:21] Married for five years.

[00:30:22] Hasn't touched me in a year.

[00:30:24] I keep myself presentable.

[00:30:26] We have two toddlers.

[00:30:27] I keep the house as clean as possible.

[00:30:30] We're financially stable.

[00:30:31] Not wealthy.

[00:30:32] But not in dire straits either.

[00:30:34] When I'm in the mood.

[00:30:35] I wake him up with a sensual blowjob.

[00:30:38] What?

[00:30:39] He releases.

[00:30:40] Showers.

[00:30:41] And says thanks.

[00:30:42] My two-year-old was playing on children's app on the phone.

[00:30:46] I used to use the opportunity to snoop.

[00:30:48] Text messages to my husband.

[00:30:50] That was different.

[00:30:51] Unexpected.

[00:30:53] And somehow it turned on.

[00:30:54] Husband replied.

[00:30:55] You're so good at it.

[00:30:57] Are you okay?

[00:30:58] Am I the first man you ever pegged?

[00:31:00] Call me.

[00:31:01] What?

[00:31:02] I want to hear the voice.

[00:31:05] The sender was his stepsister.

[00:31:07] I confronted him immediately.

[00:31:09] His eyes turned cold and soulless like a shark's eyes.

[00:31:14] He said, tell somebody and I'll erase you.

[00:31:17] Cry on Facebook and plan the balloon release.

[00:31:19] Me, I'm not scared of you.

[00:31:22] Me, you won't have time to be scared.

[00:31:24] He threatened me.

[00:31:25] My marriage can't be saved.

[00:31:27] I'm tired of it all.

[00:31:28] I need to know how to leave him and all my monstrous kids behind.

[00:31:33] I want a fresh start.

[00:31:35] What's the best way to disappear and start anew?

[00:31:39] Advice.

[00:31:40] Man, oh, Lord have mercy.

[00:31:43] So this is what you do, baby.

[00:31:45] You listening?

[00:31:47] Baby girl?

[00:31:50] Pack your shit.

[00:31:51] Shit.

[00:31:53] Don't let nobody know where you're going.

[00:31:55] And I mean nobody.

[00:31:59] When he gone from the house, how else?

[00:32:03] That's all I can tell you.

[00:32:04] That's the only way I know you can get away, sweetie.

[00:32:07] Because, bitch, the only way I got away from a bitch that was abused in me, bitch, I had to put him in jail.

[00:32:13] And that's the only way I got out.

[00:32:16] So, damn.

[00:32:17] Kind of like he abused her.

[00:32:18] So, he threatened her life, though, because his secret's out.

[00:32:23] So, yeah.

[00:32:25] Yeah.

[00:32:25] Sheldon, you just going to have to leave.

[00:32:27] You going to have to do like Toy said.

[00:32:28] You just going to have to find a way to leave.

[00:32:31] Just leave by yourself.

[00:32:33] You already said fuck them kids.

[00:32:35] So, just come back to them kids when they're 18 and when they're grown, you can explain why you won't leave.

[00:32:41] For real.

[00:32:41] Just break it down to them and tell them why you left.

[00:32:43] They going to resent you, but just tell them why you left.

[00:32:47] Just tell them why.

[00:32:47] Yes.

[00:32:48] You got to go, because that's messed up.

[00:32:51] But wait.

[00:32:53] But I'm telling her to leave, and she says she going to leave the kids with him.

[00:32:58] Baby, she better.

[00:33:00] How the fuck you just end my life like that?

[00:33:05] But she better drop them bitches out to his parents' house or something.

[00:33:10] And don't tell nobody where she's going.

[00:33:12] Like, for real.

[00:33:12] For real.

[00:33:14] All right.

[00:33:15] For real.

[00:33:15] You better drop them kids off and leave, because you already like fucking kids.

[00:33:19] So, good to getting.

[00:33:20] That's what it is.

[00:33:21] All right.

[00:33:22] Oh, Lord.

[00:33:23] Here we go.

[00:33:23] Another one.

[00:33:25] Question four.

[00:33:26] Devante.

[00:33:27] We dated all someone who doesn't have children.

[00:33:30] Devante.

[00:33:41] Devante.

[00:33:43] Devante is invested in his mentee's life.

[00:33:44] And the mentee's mom is trying to parlay that arrangement into a relationship.

[00:33:49] Case in point.

[00:33:50] When Devante drops off his mentee at home.

[00:33:53] The mother routinely answers the door in lingerie.

[00:33:57] Devante mentioned that her nipples kiss her belly button.

[00:34:01] God damn.

[00:34:02] Damn.

[00:34:03] Hmm.

[00:34:04] But she's still attractive.

[00:34:06] The team is skimming too.

[00:34:07] Devante has a good job.

[00:34:09] And the kid would love to have him as a stepfather.

[00:34:12] Whenever he plans to...

[00:34:13] Whenever he had plans, the mentee calls an emergency.

[00:34:17] And Devante runs to handle it.

[00:34:19] The last time Devante postponed our different plans for his mentee, I followed him in my car.

[00:34:25] And I saw the woman flinging the door open with those long skinny tits flapping in the wind.

[00:34:31] Oh, damn.

[00:34:32] I asked Devante is he hooking up with that woman.

[00:34:36] He asked why I followed him.

[00:34:37] He said, do you think we were at the point where I owe you an explanation for my whereabouts?

[00:34:43] Because we're not.

[00:34:44] We've had sex a few times since that convo.

[00:34:47] But we don't go out anymore.

[00:34:49] What to do?

[00:34:50] Move the fuck on?

[00:34:53] I was about to go.

[00:34:56] Yeah, let it go, baby.

[00:34:58] Man, he's done shown you in within his actions how within...

[00:35:02] Because you can tell somebody's actions whether they're going to be serious about you or not within the first few months.

[00:35:07] It don't need a whole year or something like that.

[00:35:10] If a person's actions are showing you how they feel about you, then it's up to you to go from there to make the decision from there.

[00:35:20] That's crazy.

[00:35:22] So why the fuck Instagram took down my video?

[00:35:25] They said, it looks like you threaten or harass others or target them with content or messages that shame or disrespect them.

[00:35:34] Wait, what the fuck is up with Instagram?

[00:35:36] Wait, what'd you do?

[00:35:38] I don't know.

[00:35:39] I was on live.

[00:35:40] What'd you?

[00:35:41] I don't know.

[00:35:43] See, Instagram be on that bullshit.

[00:35:45] Maybe because when I said something about, um...

[00:35:49] Before he kill you or some shit.

[00:35:53] I don't know.

[00:35:54] I don't know.

[00:35:55] Mark Zuckerberg, fix his damn app.

[00:35:58] Shit.

[00:35:58] He just...

[00:35:59] Fuck him.

[00:36:04] He wanted a reason to be for everybody on podcast now, apparently, because you ain't the only person.

[00:36:09] I've seen some other people I follow.

[00:36:10] They mentioned their shit got taken down.

[00:36:12] And I'm like, what?

[00:36:14] And to remind you, I haven't had an Instagram in years.

[00:36:18] He been took my regular pages down, all them bitches.

[00:36:21] And when he finally let me get another page, I built this, um...

[00:36:26] This Instagram.

[00:36:27] But, child, that's not even being on Facebook like that.

[00:36:29] That's why I stopped going live on Facebook.

[00:36:31] Because of the same bullshit that he was doing just now.

[00:36:34] Damn.

[00:36:35] That's some bullshit.

[00:36:36] All right.

[00:36:37] We got two more questions.

[00:36:38] Um...

[00:36:39] Here's the next one.

[00:36:40] All right.

[00:36:41] Question five.

[00:36:42] I'm working multiple jobs, but I'm not thriving in the U.S.

[00:36:45] AKA a third world country wearing a Gucci belt.

[00:36:48] I just want a better life.

[00:36:50] And some of the perks.

[00:36:52] Rent assistance.

[00:36:53] Food.

[00:36:54] Other countries provide to their citizens.

[00:36:56] I researched the options and discussed moving to Uganda or Nambia with my girlfriend.

[00:37:01] Um...

[00:37:02] I told my girlfriend, let's leave the bills behind and go.

[00:37:05] She was excited about the move and researched living arrangements and job opportunities.

[00:37:12] I invited my other baby mama and son over.

[00:37:15] And she had ideas of how we all could thrive as a family.

[00:37:19] As you know, all plans stop.

[00:37:21] Girlfriend refuses to live with my other woman.

[00:37:24] I refused to leave my other mild children and their mother behind.

[00:37:29] We would blend well together.

[00:37:32] I moved heaven and earth to get my two baby mamas to agree to move out of the country with me.

[00:37:37] However, a young woman I got pregnant over the summer must join us.

[00:37:41] But I don't know when or how to introduce me to Mick's advice.

[00:37:46] Please hurry.

[00:37:46] What the fuck?

[00:37:49] Come on, man.

[00:37:51] Come on, man.

[00:37:52] Yo, yo.

[00:37:53] What the fuck do you niggas be doing?

[00:37:55] Okay.

[00:37:56] So for one, you got the other two on one accord.

[00:37:59] Okay?

[00:38:00] Is what he's saying.

[00:38:01] He got the other two ready to go.

[00:38:03] Line them up.

[00:38:04] Ready to go.

[00:38:05] Girlfriend said, fuck no.

[00:38:06] So just be with your two baby mamas.

[00:38:09] Right?

[00:38:09] And then the young one that you got pregnant, I'm quite sure she's a dum-dum.

[00:38:14] So she's going to agree and go too.

[00:38:17] So just introduce them, child.

[00:38:19] Just introduce them.

[00:38:21] Just introduce them.

[00:38:22] I'll be one big blended happy family because clearly that's the shit now being a blended motherfucking family.

[00:38:28] So just be a blended family and yeah.

[00:38:33] Yeah, go ahead.

[00:38:34] Be a blended family.

[00:38:36] Like, and y'all just, y'all just be happy for each other.

[00:38:39] But hey, bro, man, if they get some outside dick, don't even get mad at them.

[00:38:43] You can't be next, bro.

[00:38:44] Yeah, you cannot be mad now because you ask them people to move over there to Uganda with you.

[00:38:51] Leave everything behind.

[00:38:54] And you know what I just thought about something.

[00:38:57] It just slapped me in my face.

[00:38:59] He might want to go to Uganda because, you know, over there they can have more than one wife.

[00:39:04] Whoa.

[00:39:06] Oh.

[00:39:07] Clot that team.

[00:39:09] Oh, and Uganda, it might be more affordable as well.

[00:39:13] It is.

[00:39:15] So he can actually afford to be one of these motherfuckers that have multiple wives.

[00:39:20] Exactly.

[00:39:22] Oh.

[00:39:23] He's smart.

[00:39:24] I'm smart.

[00:39:26] He is real smart.

[00:39:28] I'm smart.

[00:39:29] I want all my bitches to Uganda.

[00:39:32] And we gonna love you.

[00:39:33] He's smart.

[00:39:35] He did.

[00:39:35] You know, he plotted that.

[00:39:39] Yeah, he did that.

[00:39:40] And they ain't even thinking.

[00:39:41] They ain't even thinking like that.

[00:39:43] Baby girl, all y'all finna be wise over there.

[00:39:46] He gon' marry all y'all.

[00:39:47] He gon' marry all y'all.

[00:39:49] Y'all gon' be doing some African shit.

[00:39:51] Next thing y'all know, y'all gon' be over there, man.

[00:39:56] And it's gon' be nice over there too.

[00:39:58] It ain't like how America show Africa.

[00:40:01] It's actually nice over there.

[00:40:02] Yes, they can.

[00:40:03] And you know what's so crazy?

[00:40:05] I've been seeing a lot of things with people moving to Thailand, Japan.

[00:40:10] And baby, when I be looking at them ads and seeing how much they paying for me and seeing

[00:40:14] how nice the place is, I be looking at my girlfriend and I be like, so Thailand?

[00:40:19] Like, do you want to go to Thailand?

[00:40:21] Because they don't care about no credit over there or nothing.

[00:40:25] They ain't even got no credit over there.

[00:40:27] What's credit?

[00:40:28] Credit is nothing over there.

[00:40:29] As long as you got your money and you're working, you can move in.

[00:40:32] And $400 a month?

[00:40:34] And you should see the place.

[00:40:36] You should see the place.

[00:40:38] Oh my God, it's so beautiful.

[00:40:39] And I be like, bitch, $400 for this?

[00:40:42] I want to go.

[00:40:44] What?

[00:40:46] Man.

[00:40:47] And plus, I already know the better, the quality of life will be better because it's not a capitalist

[00:40:53] society that give you cheap shit just to make a dollar.

[00:40:57] Exactly.

[00:40:58] Man, I'm going to have to get my passport renewed though.

[00:41:01] Name America.

[00:41:03] Yeah.

[00:41:04] All right.

[00:41:05] Here we go.

[00:41:06] My husband was at work.

[00:41:08] My son was at school.

[00:41:10] I slipped out the back door, walked two houses down, and climbed into bed with my lover, Frank.

[00:41:15] He knocked out the bottom of my you-know-what.

[00:41:19] On my way home, I was shot in the ass with a pellet gun.

[00:41:23] So much pain.

[00:41:24] I drove myself to the ER.

[00:41:26] The trauma doctor said the placement of the pellet gun doesn't look I was hit by a drive-by projectile,

[00:41:35] doc says.

[00:41:36] Someone aimed at your ass and shot you.

[00:41:39] They could have hit your spine and really hurt you.

[00:41:42] So who shot you?

[00:41:43] I've got to report it.

[00:41:45] I searched my neighbor cameras, and the culprit was my son.

[00:41:50] Your son shot you.

[00:41:51] Oh, shit.

[00:41:53] I was.

[00:41:54] Furious and ready to put his ass in jail.

[00:41:57] Son cut school that day.

[00:41:59] He said he saw me into Frank's house, and he didn't like what I was doing to our family.

[00:42:04] Also, if you press charges, I don't need to explain to everybody why I shot you.

[00:42:10] Son is 11.

[00:42:12] Advice.

[00:42:13] Why the fuck does the son have more sense than the damn mama?

[00:42:17] Come on, man.

[00:42:18] I just was going to say that.

[00:42:20] I was going to say, yep.

[00:42:21] The son seen her ass coming out of that man.

[00:42:25] Bitch, you got me.

[00:42:26] Fuck, dog.

[00:42:26] You play on my daddy.

[00:42:28] And yeah.

[00:42:29] Bitch, I'm going to send this house to the hospital, and then she's going to have to tell.

[00:42:32] And when she tell on me, I'm going to tell on her.

[00:42:35] Oh.

[00:42:38] The son got you good.

[00:42:41] The son said, you ain't got the shit on my daddy.

[00:42:44] Fuck that.

[00:42:45] Like, nope.

[00:42:46] You're not fucking up this house and the home.

[00:42:48] And then when my daddy gone, you're going to be talking about you're a single mother.

[00:42:52] And the daddy, clearly the daddy paying the bills.

[00:42:55] Because why this hoe ain't got no job?

[00:42:58] Mm-hmm.

[00:42:59] Yeah, what the hell are you doing?

[00:43:00] Oh, I know what it is.

[00:43:02] You're out here fucking pranking.

[00:43:04] You're hoping Frank can give you some money for the bills.

[00:43:06] That's what that is.

[00:43:08] Frank ain't giving her shit.

[00:43:10] Because Frank looking at it, you got a whole husband.

[00:43:12] I'm not helping you pay no bills in that motherfucking house with you and your husband.

[00:43:17] Yeah, but you don't know how, you know what I'm saying, some men are.

[00:43:21] Because some men, they will do that.

[00:43:24] Frank ain't giving her shit, bro.

[00:43:26] So, she got a husband.

[00:43:27] Frank ain't giving her nothing but some dick.

[00:43:29] That's it.

[00:43:30] Probably so.

[00:43:32] I'm telling you.

[00:43:35] Hey, some niggas be desperate, though.

[00:43:39] Niggas ain't that desperate.

[00:43:41] Yeah.

[00:43:42] They'll give you money for you.

[00:43:44] Like, if you want to say, say you ask for money to get your hair done, your nails done,

[00:43:48] or something like that.

[00:43:49] They'll do that.

[00:43:50] But you asking them for a bill, they ain't going to hit you with, oh, you got a whole husband.

[00:43:54] Like, no, I ain't doing that one.

[00:43:57] I get your hair done.

[00:43:58] I get your nails done or something like that.

[00:44:00] But I'm not doing that.

[00:44:02] I'm not paying them a bill in your household.

[00:44:04] Let a nigga stay there.

[00:44:06] Tell me.

[00:44:07] You know what?

[00:44:07] You're right.

[00:44:08] That's true.

[00:44:08] That is true.

[00:44:10] Ladies and gentlemen, I hope y'all enjoyed us giving advice.

[00:44:12] If you got more questions or you got something you want to confess anonymously, y'all might

[00:44:17] want to talk to myself or talk to Toye.

[00:44:19] Because this is what we do.

[00:44:21] I don't know, Toye.

[00:44:22] It's funnier hearing you give the answer responding to the questions compared to you reading the

[00:44:27] questions.

[00:44:27] And I like that.

[00:44:29] You need to make this a segment on your show.

[00:44:31] I like that.

[00:44:33] Yeah.

[00:44:33] I think we're going to have to continue bringing back that segment now that I don't have the

[00:44:37] co-host that was talking shit about the segments.

[00:44:40] Yeah.

[00:44:41] Yeah.

[00:44:42] We're bringing that segment back.

[00:44:44] All right, ladies and gentlemen.

[00:44:46] We're going to preview my love.

[00:44:48] As y'all well know, I will be speaking at Afros and Audios, the podcast conference, the black

[00:44:53] podcast conference going down in Baltimore in October.

[00:44:58] And the segment I'm going to be speaking is the art of storytelling.

[00:45:02] And who better than this storyteller over here like Toye?

[00:45:05] Because Toye, she has given some amazing stories.

[00:45:09] So for the people, how did you get to the point where you were so comfortable in giving

[00:45:15] storytelling stories?

[00:45:16] Because I know at some point you weren't this comfortable with telling your stories and

[00:45:20] speaking your truth.

[00:45:22] Well, to speak of my truth, I've always been like this.

[00:45:26] Um, I didn't realize I was a storyteller until tonight when you told me I was.

[00:45:32] All them damn stories you've been told on your platforms.

[00:45:35] But it's because it be real shit.

[00:45:38] It be real shit.

[00:45:40] It be my life that I done went through.

[00:45:43] So I'm going to speak on the shit that I can relate to.

[00:45:46] If I can't relate to it, I'm not speaking on it.

[00:45:49] So when it comes to me telling the story, it's my life.

[00:45:53] Like it's real shit that I done did.

[00:45:55] And I ain't cutting corners.

[00:45:57] I ain't leaving nothing out.

[00:45:58] Hey, I did what I did.

[00:46:00] And it is what it is.

[00:46:01] So yeah.

[00:46:03] Like I have so many stories to tell, baby.

[00:46:05] Baby.

[00:46:06] I can.

[00:46:06] Baby.

[00:46:07] Baby.

[00:46:08] Yeah.

[00:46:08] So how did you get comfortable with telling them?

[00:46:10] Like how did you, is it, does it come overnight or is it just?

[00:46:15] I just always been like that.

[00:46:17] I always been like that.

[00:46:19] Because first of all, I don't want nobody else to tell my story because they ain't going

[00:46:23] to tell it better than me.

[00:46:24] They going to add shit.

[00:46:25] They going to take away.

[00:46:26] They going to paint the ugly picture of me.

[00:46:28] They ain't.

[00:46:29] They not going to say the real truth.

[00:46:31] So bitch, let me tell my own motherfucking story.

[00:46:33] So I always been like that because that's how my mom was.

[00:46:37] Like, bitch, if my mama did something, she going to stand in the paint, 10 toes down the

[00:46:42] body and own up to that shit.

[00:46:43] She ain't finna act like she didn't do it and act like she's shamed.

[00:46:48] Like, bitch, when I go to her with something, I'll be like, mom, they said that she's like,

[00:46:51] and I motherfucking did.

[00:46:52] She was a car to be, and did, and I motherfucking did.

[00:46:56] And did she tell you her motherfucking daddy ate this and he did this and he paid this and

[00:47:01] he did that?

[00:47:02] And I'll be like, oh shit.

[00:47:05] Because it used to be when I was younger in school, like girls used to literally come

[00:47:10] for me, oh, your mama a crackhead and my mama beat your mama up because she was messing

[00:47:15] with my daddy.

[00:47:16] And then I go to my mama crying.

[00:47:19] She said that you was having sex with her daddy.

[00:47:22] She said, tell that bitch.

[00:47:23] First of all, her mama ain't beat my motherfucking ass and I'm still fucking her motherfucking

[00:47:27] daddy.

[00:47:30] No.

[00:47:32] It's just like, that's all I knew all my life.

[00:47:35] So that's how I just grown up.

[00:47:37] I'm like, bitch, don't be no cry baby bitch.

[00:47:39] They going to tell the story, but bitch, they ain't going to tell the story how you

[00:47:42] tell it.

[00:47:43] So tell your own motherfucking story.

[00:47:44] Write your own fucking story.

[00:47:46] So that's what I be doing.

[00:47:47] I just be writing my own fucking story and telling my own story.

[00:47:50] Don't tell my fucking story for me.

[00:47:51] Because I had when the bitch do try to tell my story and then to get back to me, I'd be

[00:47:54] like, now why the fuck they said this?

[00:47:56] No, that don't go right though.

[00:47:58] They inserted that shit.

[00:47:59] But this is what happened.

[00:48:01] And then when I'm telling my story, it makes sense.

[00:48:04] It makes more sense than what the other motherfuckers saying because they painting the

[00:48:07] picture, making they self look good.

[00:48:09] But bitch, when I'm telling my story, bitch, I'm giving to you blood, ugly as well.

[00:48:13] So it's like, yeah, I believe you.

[00:48:16] Because yeah, over there, they were trying to act like, yeah, I know.

[00:48:19] So.

[00:48:20] Mm-hmm.

[00:48:21] And ladies and gentlemen, that's how you need to be telling your stories.

[00:48:25] So because you lived it.

[00:48:26] And also it tells great stories that also makes you a great content creator.

[00:48:30] And also it gives you something to talk about.

[00:48:33] And many people don't realize that because there are motherfuckers that will kill themselves

[00:48:37] over the shit they've been through instead of talking about it like a normal person.

[00:48:41] Like you don't need to take your long life or live in misery.

[00:48:45] No, speak up for yourself because you're the only person that can speak up for you.

[00:48:49] That's how you get comfortable with telling stories and also becoming a master storyteller.

[00:48:55] Exactly.

[00:48:56] Exactly.

[00:48:57] Yeah.

[00:48:58] You have to tell your story for real because we got a lot of people out here that they'll

[00:49:03] never know it.

[00:49:04] It's like, it also, because some people, even if they try to tell you, oh, you lying

[00:49:10] on this, you lying.

[00:49:11] Lying for what?

[00:49:12] This is the truth.

[00:49:13] You don't have a goddamn lie detector test.

[00:49:15] Yeah.

[00:49:16] Bitch, put me on a lie detector test, bitch.

[00:49:17] Whatever question they ask me, if you tell them people to ask that question, just be prepared

[00:49:21] for the answers, all I'm saying.

[00:49:24] Just be prepared.

[00:49:26] Just be prepared.

[00:49:26] Just be prepared.

[00:49:26] Be very prepared for the answers.

[00:49:29] Because if they don't come back to you in your ass anyway, so you might as well tell the

[00:49:33] truth.

[00:49:34] Yeah.

[00:49:34] You got to tell the truth because it's going to definitely come back to bite you in the

[00:49:38] ass, especially when they find out that you're not, you weren't really telling the damn truth.

[00:49:43] How about you, motherfuckers?

[00:49:50] Bitch, you want to do something funny?

[00:49:52] What's up?

[00:49:54] In my early 30s childhood, I used to be tearing the doors of the club down.

[00:50:00] When guys used to try to talk to me, I used to tell them I was a man.

[00:50:06] You told niggas that for real?

[00:50:13] I used to be like, I'm a man.

[00:50:15] And then my homegirl.

[00:50:16] And then, because if I didn't like them, they was like, I'd be like, I'm a man.

[00:50:21] And they'd be like, stop lying.

[00:50:22] You don't look like no man.

[00:50:23] I'm like, I am a man, bitch.

[00:50:25] I still got my dick and everything.

[00:50:26] Like, I'm a man.

[00:50:29] Did they look at your neck?

[00:50:30] Did they take a good look at your neck to see what the abs happened?

[00:50:33] No, because you know now they can shave that down, right?

[00:50:36] That's why the men's be confused about who's a trend and who's not and who's a real girl and who's not.

[00:50:41] Because, baby, now you can shave that down.

[00:50:45] Yeah, that is true.

[00:50:50] But I said that to say this.

[00:50:52] One night after the club, I had them told somebody I was a man.

[00:50:55] And I had to pee real bad.

[00:50:56] The club was over, child.

[00:50:57] And we to the car nine, because you know how after the club, everybody used to hang out in the parking lot before the police come and kick us out of the parking lot.

[00:51:05] So, I got to pee.

[00:51:06] So, I got my door open to the car and I'm swatting out no pen.

[00:51:12] And the boy who I said was a man came.

[00:51:14] He was like, you don't look like a fucking man to me.

[00:51:19] Damn, Tom.

[00:51:24] Because my friend, I was like, bitch, you're supposed to be watching.

[00:51:27] You're nobody even supposed to be seeing me peeing.

[00:51:28] How the fuck you letting this nigga see me peeing?

[00:51:31] That shit was too funny.

[00:51:34] We had that on video and everything.

[00:51:36] That bitch had posted me on Facebook, on my old, old page.

[00:51:40] Y'all have that page no more.

[00:51:41] That shit was too funny, dog.

[00:51:43] That shit was boring.

[00:51:43] Damn.

[00:51:44] Was this in Miami?

[00:51:46] No, it was actually in Fort Lauderdale.

[00:51:49] Damn.

[00:51:50] South Florida nights.

[00:51:52] God damn.

[00:51:54] And then after that, they was calling me pissy pussy talk.

[00:51:57] You just piss anyone.

[00:52:01] Damn.

[00:52:02] I was looking in the camera and I was like, bitch, I had the motherfucking pee.

[00:52:05] I don't give a fuck.

[00:52:07] But I was like, bitch, why would you let this nigga see me pee?

[00:52:10] Damn, I told that nigga that I was the man in the club.

[00:52:13] Fuck.

[00:52:14] That shit was funny.

[00:52:17] Damn.

[00:52:18] Side note.

[00:52:19] You still look pretty now.

[00:52:21] But I'm like, god damn, toy.

[00:52:22] I was like, god damn.

[00:52:28] Victor, that shit used to be so funny, bro.

[00:52:30] Especially the boys that believe me.

[00:52:32] D'all, they used to be like, fuck.

[00:52:35] Now they all mad.

[00:52:36] I'm looking at them across.

[00:52:37] I thought I don't walk past.

[00:52:39] And I said that to them.

[00:52:40] And then we go back on the other side of the club.

[00:52:41] And they still like in my RV.

[00:52:44] So bitch, I be looking at them.

[00:52:45] I be dying laughing.

[00:52:46] I was like, bro, that nigga think I'm a man for real.

[00:52:49] So then somebody else, they'll see a nigga talking to me.

[00:52:53] And they'll see the nigga over there too, too long.

[00:52:55] Because I'm conversating with this nigga.

[00:52:57] Because I probably like this nigga.

[00:52:58] Why the boy would walk over there like, bro, you know she a man, right?

[00:53:04] Damn.

[00:53:04] Yo.

[00:53:07] See, that's why y'all got to learn what lies to tell and what lies not to tell.

[00:53:11] Because of course, us niggas are going to look out for each other.

[00:53:14] But the boy didn't believe him.

[00:53:16] The boy was like, bro, what?

[00:53:17] He's like, yo, that's the man, bro.

[00:53:19] I'm trying to tell you, bro.

[00:53:19] She told me her son she a man.

[00:53:21] So the boy looking at me like, he laughing.

[00:53:24] He like, bitch.

[00:53:25] I said, I told him that because I don't like his ass.

[00:53:27] And he like, I kind of figured it.

[00:53:29] But so it's like some niggas, they'll just be like, they can tell from the conversation.

[00:53:35] Yeah, pretty much.

[00:53:36] But if you don't get me a conversation and they can't tell, it's like, uh-uh, bitch, I'm a man.

[00:53:40] He won't.

[00:53:44] Damn.

[00:53:44] This shit, yeah.

[00:53:45] This shit you women got to do to get rid of a man's attention.

[00:53:48] Because I know some women.

[00:53:49] I was literally in the car with a homegirl one time.

[00:53:52] And this dude, we out to the club, leaving the club.

[00:53:55] Dude come running up to the car.

[00:53:56] He was like, hey, baby, you fine?

[00:53:57] Can I get your number?

[00:53:58] Number, she gives him a fake number.

[00:54:01] And his dumb ass don't even call.

[00:54:02] I'm like, you not going to call the number to make sure it work.

[00:54:06] Oh, I hated when y'all started doing that.

[00:54:07] Calling the number.

[00:54:08] Like, what happened to them niggas walking off and calling me tomorrow?

[00:54:13] Like, no.

[00:54:15] You motherfuckers die smart.

[00:54:16] Y'all get a bitch number.

[00:54:17] We give y'all a fake number.

[00:54:18] Y'all stand right there and call the number.

[00:54:20] Like, your phone not ringing.

[00:54:21] I'll be like, no, what number you got?

[00:54:24] What the nigga calling me now?

[00:54:25] But then when that started happening, guess what I did?

[00:54:29] I gave you my red number.

[00:54:30] But as soon as you call me, bitch, I'm going to block you.

[00:54:33] Or just leave it on red.

[00:54:35] See, sometimes.

[00:54:37] I'm blocking.

[00:54:39] See, I got to the point where I said, look, I got to the point.

[00:54:42] I'm just going to give you my contact information.

[00:54:44] If you want to contact me, because that'll tell me, hey, I know for real you like me or not.

[00:54:48] Because I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your number or you're going to get shot or something like that.

[00:54:52] Which I find is childish.

[00:54:53] Because there were these niggas out here that they were really about to murder this woman because the woman rejected him.

[00:54:59] I'm like, my nigga.

[00:55:00] All these women out here, you're going to murder her because she rejected you?

[00:55:05] Come on now.

[00:55:05] I don't went through that two years ago because I wouldn't talk to him.

[00:55:09] He turned up.

[00:55:10] Bitch, I turned up too.

[00:55:12] Bitch, I turned up crazier than him.

[00:55:13] That nigga's eyes was big like, bitch.

[00:55:15] Yeah, fuck, nigga.

[00:55:16] I ain't scared of you.

[00:55:17] What's wrong with you?

[00:55:18] Bitch, you'll have to kill me because I wouldn't talk to you.

[00:55:21] Get the fuck out of here.

[00:55:22] Bitch, I turned up so bad.

[00:55:24] I embarrassed that boy so bad.

[00:55:26] That bitch just left me alone.

[00:55:27] And then we became homeboys and homegirls.

[00:55:29] And he seen me in the club.

[00:55:30] He gave me that.

[00:55:31] Brought me drinks.

[00:55:32] Brought everybody with me drinks.

[00:55:33] Yeah, because, boy, you don't do that.

[00:55:35] Somebody don't want to talk to you.

[00:55:38] Damn.

[00:55:38] How the heck?

[00:55:39] Damn.

[00:55:39] He must have really liked you after all that because...

[00:55:42] He said he ain't never had no girl to turn up on him.

[00:55:45] Like, when he do that to females and disrespect them like that, like, they just leave it alone.

[00:55:50] Or they'll go to their car.

[00:55:51] Like, I ain't that bitch, though, bro.

[00:55:53] I don't fault niggas in the middle of the road, bitch.

[00:55:56] I am not hurt.

[00:55:58] Don't nobody put fear in my heart but fucking God.

[00:56:00] I don't fault niggas.

[00:56:01] I don't...

[00:56:02] Man, I don't hit a nigga cross the head with a motherfucking Grey Goose bottle.

[00:56:08] And he wasn't my nigga.

[00:56:09] We was in a club.

[00:56:11] But it was crazy because the world was cool with us.

[00:56:14] But this particular night, I don't know what the fuck he was on.

[00:56:17] And he came in the VIP and just grabbed our bottle and poured him a drink.

[00:56:24] What are you doing?

[00:56:26] Oh, I'm pouring me a drink.

[00:56:27] Bitch, did you put in on this bottle?

[00:56:30] And he talked up.

[00:56:31] Man, I got that motherfucking bottle.

[00:56:32] I got it at the ice top.

[00:56:36] Damn!

[00:56:36] Oh!

[00:56:37] Like, what's up?

[00:56:39] What happened?

[00:56:41] Damn, I might need to hire a toy as my security guard, y'all.

[00:56:47] Listen, them niggas ain't how they is now, though.

[00:56:49] Them niggas are shooting.

[00:56:50] Nah, I ain't arguing with them niggas now.

[00:56:52] Bitch, you want...

[00:56:55] You want...

[00:56:57] I'm not scared.

[00:56:59] I just don't want you to take me from my kids.

[00:57:01] You want...

[00:57:03] But you're not gonna disrespect me.

[00:57:05] I don't give a fuck.

[00:57:06] That's something I'm not gonna tolerate.

[00:57:07] You do not gonna disrespect me.

[00:57:09] Don't try to show it.

[00:57:10] And you shouldn't.

[00:57:11] And you shouldn't.

[00:57:13] But those are some crazy times.

[00:57:16] And lastly, speaking about crazy times, this shit just happened over that this shit came

[00:57:20] up today.

[00:57:21] Like, the Cardi being offset shit.

[00:57:23] Which got me thinking, why stay with toxic motherfuckers if you gonna come out and complain

[00:57:28] about them later?

[00:57:29] Like, why not just be in a car to open a polyanimous relationship if both y'all cheating on each

[00:57:35] other?

[00:57:36] What the fuck?

[00:57:37] Let me tell you something.

[00:57:38] I don't never think Cardi cheated on Cardi...

[00:57:40] On Outset, bro.

[00:57:42] It's...

[00:57:43] I really don't think she ever cheated.

[00:57:44] I...

[00:57:45] Cardi...

[00:57:45] Me...

[00:57:45] Outset was doing...

[00:57:46] Outset was doing all the cheating.

[00:57:49] Outset was doing all the cheating.

[00:57:50] Okay?

[00:57:50] But when a woman is fed up and she's a Libra like me and you don't never want a Libra

[00:57:56] to start Libra-ing.

[00:57:57] Because when we start Libra-ing, we don't give a fuck about nothing.

[00:58:01] Respect go out the window.

[00:58:03] All that shit.

[00:58:04] Bitch.

[00:58:04] Big ups to motherfucking Cardi.

[00:58:06] If you did get some dick while you was motherfucking pregnant with his child, you

[00:58:09] deserve it, baby girl.

[00:58:10] Fuck that nigga.

[00:58:11] He didn't give a fuck about you when you was pregnant.

[00:58:15] He cheated on you with motherfucking when you was pregnant with...

[00:58:19] What's the first baby name?

[00:58:20] And coach her.

[00:58:21] Bitch, he cheated on you with Wade.

[00:58:24] It's like every time he cheat, he go back to her, get her pregnant, then cheat again.

[00:58:28] So this time around, bitch, while she was pregnant, she got her some dicks.

[00:58:31] She deserved it.

[00:58:32] Fuck you, nigga.

[00:58:33] And now your chest cave in and you hurt me.

[00:58:36] Fuck out of here.

[00:58:36] Nobody don't feel sorry for your ass.

[00:58:39] Cardi...

[00:58:40] I ride with you, boo.

[00:58:42] I can't even...

[00:58:43] Like I said, I can't even defend offset, you know what I'm saying?

[00:58:45] Because it's like you over here cheating, though.

[00:58:47] You can't be mad when she plays the game, too.

[00:58:50] You can't get mad.

[00:58:51] Then you used to do all the shit to get her bag.

[00:58:54] Used to buy shit, pop up at shows, do all this crazy ass shit, and then you want to tell

[00:58:58] her, oh, that's why I'm fucking your...

[00:59:00] Oh, that's why I'm fucking your friends.

[00:59:02] Listen, nigga, that don't hurt me.

[00:59:04] It don't hurt me.

[00:59:05] But if I was to turn around and fuck your friends, it's gonna hurt you.

[00:59:10] Because the shit that I did to you, I'm gonna do it better to your friends, bitch.

[00:59:15] See, you?

[00:59:16] You're gonna be a basic ass nigga and give them hoes the same thing you was giving me.

[00:59:20] Them hoes think they...

[00:59:21] First of all, them hoes don't even want you.

[00:59:23] They only want you because of Cardi.

[00:59:26] Let's be real.

[00:59:27] Nobody wants our set.

[00:59:29] They only want you because you was connected to Cardi.

[00:59:32] Cardi made you fuck nigga.

[00:59:34] Cardi made...

[00:59:35] Not even...

[00:59:36] Migos ain't even make you nigga.

[00:59:37] Cardi made you.

[00:59:39] Without her, you ain't shit.

[00:59:41] What do you have going on?

[00:59:44] I'll wait.

[00:59:45] Yeah, he really ain't got nothing.

[00:59:46] I haven't heard no music from him since the Migos split up.

[00:59:49] Come on, bruh.

[00:59:51] Come on, bruh.

[00:59:52] You don't have nothing going on.

[00:59:55] She changed your style.

[00:59:57] Bitch, she changed everything about you, bitch.

[01:00:00] Who are you?

[01:00:03] So, yeah, with that being said, you talking about you fucking her ops and all that.

[01:00:08] The difference between a female...

[01:00:11] You a nigga fucking a female op versus a female fucking a nigga op.

[01:00:16] Like she said, too.

[01:00:18] You fucking my op, but she doing it because she don't like me.

[01:00:24] If that hoe ain't even know me, she wouldn't even fuck you.

[01:00:27] Okay?

[01:00:28] That's what you niggas need to understand.

[01:00:30] If that hoe didn't even know me, she wouldn't even fuck you.

[01:00:34] Okay?

[01:00:34] That's one.

[01:00:35] But...

[01:00:36] Turn the tables.

[01:00:38] A female fuck your op?

[01:00:42] Bitch, we gonna show the fuck out on that dick.

[01:00:45] You hear me?

[01:00:46] We gonna show the fuck out.

[01:00:52] And you think your ops don't like you, bitch.

[01:00:53] They definitely gonna hate you.

[01:00:54] But like she said, she won't fuck the op because she know the op want him dead and her kids love their father.

[01:01:01] So she won't do it.

[01:01:02] But trust me, if she ain't have no kids with all sex, she'll fuck all that nigga ops.

[01:01:07] And that nigga will be...

[01:01:09] He'll be one of them people that'll go bury himself on the motherfucking rock bitch.

[01:01:12] She'll bury his stuff alive.

[01:01:15] Damn.

[01:01:16] Damn.

[01:01:17] So that's why he say he won because she his baby mama.

[01:01:21] Because he know it's certain things.

[01:01:22] If that girl was cheating on him while they was together, why she still have respect for him?

[01:01:31] A bitch that was cheating on you, that mean they ain't got no fucking respect for you.

[01:01:36] And you ain't got no respect for her.

[01:01:38] But that girl still sat up there and said, the difference between me and you, I won't fuck your ops.

[01:01:43] And they tan down my deal.

[01:01:46] But I won't fuck your ops because I know they want you dead.

[01:01:49] And my kids love their father.

[01:01:53] You just fucking anything.

[01:01:55] Anybody that's...

[01:01:56] They don't like Hardy.

[01:01:58] They my friend.

[01:01:59] I don't give a fuck.

[01:02:01] We'll be king.

[01:02:02] Them hoes only fucking you because my name is connected to you.

[01:02:05] If I didn't know you and your name was connected to me, you wouldn't be able to fuck them same hoes.

[01:02:11] Period.

[01:02:12] Damn.

[01:02:14] That is crazy.

[01:02:15] That's some crazy shit.

[01:02:16] And then that's how she said about takeoff.

[01:02:18] I'm like, God damn.

[01:02:21] She said that's a lie.

[01:02:22] She had came back and said that's a lie.

[01:02:24] Somebody did an AI thing.

[01:02:26] That was a fake post.

[01:02:28] She didn't say that.

[01:02:29] Because I was like, damn, now that's some Libra shit right there.

[01:02:32] Because I done been there before.

[01:02:34] And said, I don't need that.

[01:02:36] So I was like, you win again.

[01:02:39] But then he turned around and said, just like, you think you won, but I fucked your sister.

[01:02:46] But bitch, Henny is gay.

[01:02:49] And Henny wouldn't do that.

[01:02:50] So that's how we can tell like, okay, bitches making AI fucking posters now and saying they said.

[01:02:58] Yeah, but she did.

[01:02:59] She came around.

[01:03:00] She was like, now see, this is a lie and y'all are weird.

[01:03:03] Like that's nasty as fuck.

[01:03:05] And I was like, okay, Cardi Chris, I was rooting for you, Steve.

[01:03:08] It don't matter.

[01:03:09] Even if you would have.

[01:03:10] Because I don't been that girl before.

[01:03:12] So, yeah.

[01:03:15] So.

[01:03:16] I was like, damn.

[01:03:18] I was like, bruh, I don't believe it.

[01:03:20] Because I feel like if she did say this, she only saying this to get under his skin.

[01:03:24] Because takeoff is dead and he can't defend himself.

[01:03:28] Because why she didn't say Quavo?

[01:03:30] You feel me?

[01:03:31] So, yeah.

[01:03:33] I don't know.

[01:03:34] I don't know.

[01:03:35] Yeah.

[01:03:35] But she came and said it was a lie.

[01:03:36] So I was like, okay.

[01:03:37] Okay.

[01:03:38] Cool, cool.

[01:03:39] Yeah.

[01:03:39] But it is what it is, y'all.

[01:03:42] I like to say, I don't know these people.

[01:03:44] We just report on it.

[01:03:45] We just voicing our opinion.

[01:03:47] Don't beat us up.

[01:03:48] Uh-huh.

[01:03:49] Don't blow us up.

[01:03:50] We just reporting on them.

[01:03:52] Because, hey, it done popped up on the timeline.

[01:03:55] So what you got planned for the business?

[01:03:58] Uh-huh.

[01:03:58] They put out their business.

[01:04:00] It's like they didn't want to get out.

[01:04:01] Then, hey.

[01:04:02] Or maybe one of them got an album coming out soon.

[01:04:04] They just want to create some hype for it.

[01:04:05] I don't know.

[01:04:06] Somebody said, you know what?

[01:04:08] Tasha K said, I am not touching it.

[01:04:11] Because every year around this time, that happens.

[01:04:14] And I had to think.

[01:04:17] Did this happen last year around this time, too?

[01:04:22] Yeah.

[01:04:24] And then we found.

[01:04:25] But he said they divorced.

[01:04:28] And I'm like, oh, okay.

[01:04:32] Okay.

[01:04:32] I guess they're divorced.

[01:04:33] So I guess one of them will go get in the booth and put out a mixtape or something.

[01:04:37] She's already in the booth.

[01:04:40] Yeah.

[01:04:41] Yeah.

[01:04:41] Well, let's tell her on record level.

[01:04:43] Go ahead and release some music and shit.

[01:04:45] Exactly.

[01:04:47] All right.

[01:04:48] So what you got planned for your birthday?

[01:04:50] Because I'm.

[01:04:50] Or is it coming up?

[01:04:52] It's coming up.

[01:04:53] It's coming up.

[01:04:54] October the 7th.

[01:04:56] So I got a song that's going to drop with Miss Toy.

[01:05:02] Y'all ain't know.

[01:05:03] I know I was a rapper either.

[01:05:06] But y'all can see how it goes.

[01:05:08] But yeah.

[01:05:09] I got a song that's going to drop.

[01:05:10] It's going to be titled TNT.

[01:05:13] Toy on Toy.

[01:05:14] It will be out on all music platforms.

[01:05:16] Period.

[01:05:17] Support your girl.

[01:05:18] I'm trying to get it to drop on my birthday.

[01:05:21] But I got to get my ass to Florida.

[01:05:24] Because my son going to the studio with me.

[01:05:26] So.

[01:05:27] Because, you know, this is my first time ever going to be in the studio.

[01:05:29] So he's going to go to the studio with me and guide me through everything.

[01:05:32] So, yeah.

[01:05:34] I'm trying to get that to drop on my birthday.

[01:05:37] I have new merch that's out.

[01:05:39] Y'all can shop at www.successfultoypodcast.

[01:05:43] And then after we leave Florida, we actually leave it from North Carolina on the 3rd.

[01:05:48] And then we go to Florida.

[01:05:49] And then on my birthday, we fly out from Florida to L.A.

[01:05:54] And then from L.A., we go to Hawaii.

[01:05:57] So we'll be in Hawaii for two weeks.

[01:06:00] What part of Florida are you going to?

[01:06:02] West Palm.

[01:06:04] Oh, cool.

[01:06:04] Cool.

[01:06:05] That's what's up.

[01:06:05] That's what's up.

[01:06:06] Hey, if you were.

[01:06:07] Now, if you were to stay in Orlando or Tampa, I would have made that drive.

[01:06:11] But when we come from Hawaii, we fly into Orlando.

[01:06:19] But we're only going to stay in Orlando for a day though.

[01:06:22] Cool.

[01:06:22] Cool.

[01:06:23] Yeah.

[01:06:24] Shout out to my buddy.

[01:06:25] He invited me to have been in Orlando.

[01:06:26] So I may be in Orlando real soon.

[01:06:29] And then, of course, y'all right now, I'll be in Baltimore.

[01:06:32] And then North Carolina for December, that still could happen.

[01:06:37] Miracles do happen, y'all.

[01:06:38] We're going to pray for it because these fights are all kind of expensive.

[01:06:42] So we're going to pray for it.

[01:06:43] You know what I'm saying?

[01:06:43] You can drive to North Carolina.

[01:06:45] You're right there in Florida.

[01:06:47] It might take you.

[01:06:48] It's taken us 11, 12 hours to get to West Palm.

[01:06:53] Well, to New York, whatever.

[01:06:56] Now, I'm going to sound a little paranoid.

[01:06:58] But the only thing is, I'm not about to drive to Georgia though.

[01:07:00] Hell no.

[01:07:01] Just do them people speed limit.

[01:07:04] Yeah, that's true.

[01:07:05] That is true.

[01:07:07] See, that's what's wrong with y'all.

[01:07:08] Just do them people speed limit because I'm going to speed on myself.

[01:07:11] But I know, just like when down south, like we know when you get in Broward, do not fuck around and go to jail in Broward.

[01:07:19] So just do what you're supposed to do when you're in that county.

[01:07:23] When you pass through that county.

[01:07:24] Hell yeah.

[01:07:24] When you know.

[01:07:25] And also, for my college people, if you're going to FAMU, do not fuck around in Madison County.

[01:07:31] Hey, those motherfuckers right there do not fuck around in Madison County.

[01:07:35] I'll do the speed limit in Madison County.

[01:07:37] Or right there in Broward, Tallahassee.

[01:07:40] When FAMU Homecoming?

[01:07:42] FAMU Homecoming is November the 2nd.

[01:07:45] I thought about going, but the thing is, I'll be heading up to Baltimore.

[01:07:49] And, you know, so it's around that time.

[01:07:52] I probably need to take a little break.

[01:07:54] I haven't ruled out going.

[01:07:56] I haven't been there since my early 20s.

[01:07:58] And I'm fucking 45 and I'm going to be 46.

[01:08:00] I haven't been there in, like, I went there one time and that was it.

[01:08:05] I don't know.

[01:08:06] Maybe me and I have to plan homecoming.

[01:08:08] I don't know.

[01:08:09] We might have to.

[01:08:10] Yeah, not this year, though.

[01:08:11] Let's play for next year.

[01:08:13] Yeah, let's definitely shoot for next year.

[01:08:15] And definitely see.

[01:08:17] Do a live podcast show.

[01:08:20] Oh, that would be lit.

[01:08:23] Yes.

[01:08:23] Yes.

[01:08:26] Yes.

[01:08:32] Yes.

[01:08:32] More live shows are coming, ladies and gentlemen.

[01:08:34] That's going to be the next thing we got to work on.

[01:08:36] This will be good for appearing on each other's podcast.

[01:08:39] No, this month I'll press.

[01:08:41] She'll probably get me back on her podcast sooner or later.

[01:08:46] What you doing Saturday?

[01:08:48] What time Saturday?

[01:08:54] I got you.

[01:08:55] I don't know.

[01:08:56] It's a combo.

[01:08:57] It's a combo for me.

[01:08:59] Like, it's a combo.

[01:09:00] Like, we just so intertwined, bro.

[01:09:03] Like, we just lit to fucking gather.

[01:09:06] Like, let's call it what it is.

[01:09:08] It's some people you connect with.

[01:09:09] Some people you don't.

[01:09:11] Shit.

[01:09:12] That is true.

[01:09:13] Because I'm like, because I'm looking back at everybody and did a podcast.

[01:09:16] But I'm like, God damn.

[01:09:18] Are these, is it me or is Toy just shitting on all these people?

[01:09:22] Because they be coming on your show.

[01:09:24] Be trying to be all seductive.

[01:09:26] No, baby.

[01:09:27] When you come over here, be yourself.

[01:09:30] Thank you.

[01:09:31] Nobody said it.

[01:09:33] Don't be.

[01:09:34] Somebody outside of me said it.

[01:09:35] Thank you.

[01:09:36] Don't be trying to be somebody you're not, baby.

[01:09:38] He's like me, bitch.

[01:09:39] Be yourself.

[01:09:42] Be yourself.

[01:09:43] Be yourself.

[01:09:44] Yes.

[01:09:45] Be that shit, bro.

[01:09:46] Like, I don't know.

[01:09:48] I don't know.

[01:09:49] It's like, I don't know.

[01:09:50] People scared to be theyself.

[01:09:51] And me, I don't care.

[01:09:52] It's like, either you're going to fuck with me or you're not.

[01:09:54] That's it.

[01:09:55] I don't care.

[01:09:56] You ain't for everybody anyways.

[01:09:59] That's true.

[01:10:00] That is true.

[01:10:01] Because clearly I'm not for some people.

[01:10:04] So, hey.

[01:10:05] And, um, shout out to that damn supervisor of mine, too.

[01:10:08] Because his ass was like, I want to hear you on a podcast where you're asking questions and shit.

[01:10:12] I'm like, motherfucker.

[01:10:14] That one ain't for your ass.

[01:10:15] And, and supervisor.

[01:10:17] Don't be trying to use this shit against him at work now.

[01:10:20] This shit is all shit and giggles.

[01:10:22] Okay?

[01:10:23] If you ain't got no personality, you don't need to be tuning in to the liquor talk.

[01:10:27] Because, baby, we drink liquor and talk shit over here.

[01:10:30] Don't be taking shit.

[01:10:31] Ain't nobody got time for that.

[01:10:33] Okay?

[01:10:33] And also, and when I have a sex, um, I guess we're talking about some sex.

[01:10:38] Please don't go be trying to wake your wife up and try it on her.

[01:10:41] Motherfucker.

[01:10:42] Shoot.

[01:10:42] That's what you do, supervisor.

[01:10:44] Now, that's what you do, supervisor.

[01:10:46] If they talking about some sex and some shit you want to try, try that shit, supervisor.

[01:10:50] Fuck that.

[01:10:51] Try it.

[01:10:51] And also, and the last one, shout out to my mama, too.

[01:10:55] Because my mama, she was, she'd be like, baby, some of them episodes be getting raunchy.

[01:10:58] But I'm like, shout out to my mama if even tune in when they get raunchy.

[01:11:04] What up, mama?

[01:11:06] Girl, I mean, girl, I was talking about your mama.

[01:11:09] Girl, I wish my mama was living.

[01:11:11] Because, baby, my mama be just like you.

[01:11:13] Like, bitch, I was watching your show, ho, and the shit that you say on that.

[01:11:16] That's how my mama be telling me.

[01:11:17] She'll be like, and the shit that you say on that, bitch, bring me on your show.

[01:11:21] Man, if my mama was living, my shows would be lit.

[01:11:24] If she was living and I brought her on my show, a bitch would be telling me all the time,

[01:11:27] hey, your mama be your co-host, because my mama talk shit like me.

[01:11:30] Give her some liquor.

[01:11:31] First of all, give her a bill.

[01:11:32] She don't drink liquor.

[01:11:33] If you would have gave her a bill, baby, she talking shit all motherfucking night.

[01:11:38] If you're like, bitch, you're taking a look at my show.

[01:11:40] You're like, bitch, you should have brought me on here.

[01:11:43] No, it's funny.

[01:11:44] My mom did pitch that to me, too.

[01:11:47] But I was like, I don't know, mom.

[01:11:48] Because you ain't the same way you are now.

[01:11:50] So we'll see.

[01:11:51] I don't know.

[01:11:53] Mom, that could happen.

[01:11:54] We don't know yet.

[01:11:55] We don't know.

[01:11:56] Just do one show with your mama and see how I go.

[01:11:59] Just one.

[01:11:59] Just let her do one special episode with you and see how I go.

[01:12:05] That might be the Mother's Day episode.

[01:12:07] Might be.

[01:12:09] Just one.

[01:12:10] Yeah.

[01:12:11] Before we go, let me shout out this other podcast that I collab with.

[01:12:17] It's actually LaSonia podcast.

[01:12:21] But she reached out to me and we collab on a whole nother podcast, which is called In My Opinion, where we talk about reality TV.

[01:12:28] Because y'all know reality TV is messy as fuck.

[01:12:31] So we speak on reality TV every Friday at 8 p.m. Eastern.

[01:12:38] Yeah.

[01:12:38] Shout out to LaSonia as well.

[01:12:40] So, hey, LaSonia, if you want to come on to Lickitale, hey, come on down.

[01:12:43] Hey.

[01:12:44] We taking guests all with none of us.

[01:12:46] So, hey.

[01:12:47] Yeah.

[01:12:47] Because LaSonia, like us, she talks shit.

[01:12:51] Oh, that's what's up, man.

[01:12:52] We may have definitely been on that song then, too.

[01:12:56] But what can the people find the Successful Toy Podcast at?

[01:13:00] You can find me on now.

[01:13:03] I am actually only auto.

[01:13:07] So I'm on Potbean.

[01:13:09] So y'all can follow me on Potbean, Successful Toy Podcast.

[01:13:12] If you ever want to listen in live and call in and enjoy the conversation, tune into the conversation.

[01:13:18] But I'm on Facebook, Instagram, Twitch, and YouTube.

[01:13:25] So it's Successful Toy Podcast on all platforms.

[01:13:29] But, yeah.

[01:13:29] Make sure y'all go on Potbean and follow Successful Toy Podcast.

[01:13:36] Thank y'all.

[01:13:38] Yes.

[01:13:39] Toy, I want to thank you for once again coming through.

[01:13:42] Y'all already know.

[01:13:43] Don't be surprised if y'all see Toy on later this season, y'all.

[01:13:47] I'm already.

[01:13:48] And I am.

[01:13:49] Anytime my boy need me, I'm here.

[01:13:51] So when you can't get no guests, just reach out to me and guests.

[01:13:54] It's going to happen, period.

[01:13:56] Yes.

[01:13:57] Yeah.

[01:13:57] Spoiler, y'all.

[01:13:58] The Christmas episode may feature Toy and it may be a deep talk, y'all.

[01:14:02] We're going to manifest.

[01:14:03] I'm going to get up to North Carolina for Christmas.

[01:14:05] So we're going to manifest that.

[01:14:06] But you already invited me to the family cook after Christmas.

[01:14:11] Yeah.

[01:14:12] And the family cook, we'll have to discuss that further.

[01:14:15] But ladies and gentlemen, y'all can follow me wherever, on all platforms we ever wear.

[01:14:20] More live segments are coming to Instagram live, coming real soon.

[01:14:24] More spotlight around.

[01:14:25] So if y'all got any artists or any business owners or whoever y'all may talk to live on Instagram, those segments are coming real soon, ladies and gentlemen.

[01:14:34] And also shout out to all my people.

[01:14:35] Catch me in Baltimore next month.

[01:14:38] Until next time, I want to thank you all for tuning in to Liquor Talk.

[01:14:42] Keep pouring up that liquor and keep tuning in because y'all are the reason we do this.

[01:14:47] And you're always welcome to this grown folks table.

[01:14:49] I hope y'all enjoyed this conversation.

[01:14:51] Good night, ladies and gentlemen.