[00:00:01] Liquor Talk, brand new episode starts right now. Welcome one, welcome everybody to another edition of the Liquor Talk podcast.
[00:00:08] This is the fan appreciation episode. We appreciate all the supporters.
[00:00:14] Everybody that shows love to the podcast on a weekend and week out basis.
[00:00:19] We appreciate you all and also we appreciate you haters as well, you know what I'm saying, because you know what?
[00:00:25] Some of y'all ain't shit but we appreciate y'all anyway.
[00:00:28] But ladies and gentlemen, listen I had to bring back this lady right here.
[00:00:34] She has become one of my favorite people to work with in the shortest amount of time ever.
[00:00:39] So she really just shit on a lot of different podcasters in a short amount of time.
[00:00:44] And y'all motherfuckers don't know it but holding it down down North Carolina, she is the host of the successful Toy podcast.
[00:00:51] It's Toy. How you doing tonight Toy?
[00:00:53] Hey, I like that intro. I like that intro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
[00:00:58] Hey y'all, I'm back again. All y'all motherfuckers scream with motherfucking Liquor Talk. Be retarded.
[00:01:06] I got a little liquor to me tonight. Touch bottle.
[00:01:10] Get your bottle. I'll click link in my bio and get you a bottle.
[00:01:14] Yes, go ahead and click link in her bio and go ahead and get your bottle.
[00:01:18] She's on vodka and I'm on tequila tonight so Lord have mercy. This is going to be crazy y'all.
[00:01:24] And y'all, Toy gave us the best, probably gave us probably the best episode of season 6.
[00:01:30] Y'all need to go back and y'all check that out if y'all haven't done so already.
[00:01:34] And what we in season 7 on?
[00:01:36] No, we in season 6 you know what I'm saying. This is just the fan appreciation episode.
[00:01:41] We're nearing the end of season 6 so I just got to show the people some love.
[00:01:45] You know what I'm saying. The people that's been supporting and also got to show the haters some love too.
[00:01:50] Because you know what? Ain't nothing like a hating ass cousin that's just miserable.
[00:01:54] You know what I'm saying. You know, you got to hate family members.
[00:01:57] How do you feel about them?
[00:01:59] They make you go harder man.
[00:02:01] They do.
[00:02:02] They make you go so harder because it's just like what you mad for? What you hating for?
[00:02:08] Bitches. It be your own family.
[00:02:11] It really do be your own family.
[00:02:13] And what's fucked up is I've been knowing the tea on the damn family but I don't spill it on the podcast.
[00:02:20] For what? That's too much energy. You don't even post the acknowledge there ass.
[00:02:25] I know your tea and I could spill your tea if I even saw you face to face but it's um, I'm just happy to see you.
[00:02:33] But you know because I need to be happy to see you because I know you're miserable with your life.
[00:02:38] It's a lot of my family members. They got a lot of shit going on like I'm talking about business wise.
[00:02:46] And like you could come on my show and help but hey I ain't run your business how you want to run it.
[00:02:55] Exactly.
[00:02:57] But when I get big they been not trying to reach out to me talk about let me come on your show.
[00:03:03] When I was down here and I was little you didn't want to fuck with me.
[00:03:08] Hello.
[00:03:10] Don't fuck with me.
[00:03:12] Keep that same energy and like an old Drake song you better say no new friends god damn it.
[00:03:17] Uh huh.
[00:03:19] No new motherfucking friends god damn it.
[00:03:23] Y'all I ain't never chased my liquor with soda but tonight I got to.
[00:03:27] Yeah that vodka that strong?
[00:03:30] Oh my Jesus it tastes like Belvedere.
[00:03:33] Oh damn that's strong.
[00:03:36] Hey I'm on some mango juice and I'm chasing um I'm chasing this tequila and I'm like this shit strong as fuck.
[00:03:43] I'm like god damn this damn tequila company need to sponsor my ass so I'm not shouting them out you know what I'm saying.
[00:03:49] Now shout the person you love.
[00:03:51] Which tequila you on?
[00:03:54] Some random ass brand from I got out of Total One.
[00:04:00] It's supposed to say it's more or less the additive something called some Mexican name or something like that.
[00:04:07] Oh I don't even know what that is sir.
[00:04:10] I know it's smooth though it's smooth like a um like you know what I'm saying like the 1800 or you know what I'm saying.
[00:04:16] Okay.
[00:04:17] This move like 1800 for less money but you know what I got a little something for you because you love to ask 21 questions.
[00:04:25] So we're gonna start off the episode I haven't hit 1221 questions do you know what I'm saying and we're gonna see.
[00:04:32] Let's go.
[00:04:33] You know I'm with all the shit let's go.
[00:04:36] Oh you with all the shit okay.
[00:04:38] Oh this is gonna fuck with you.
[00:04:42] During sex I sometimes blank.
[00:04:45] During sex I sometimes blank.
[00:04:50] Being that I'm a virgin.
[00:05:00] Doing sex I sometimes baby I'm trying to think about the last time I had some sex honey.
[00:05:07] Aren't you married?
[00:05:10] Yeah.
[00:05:12] So I'm trying to doing sex I sometimes blank.
[00:05:17] Can I just drink to that because I don't remember I don't know what I do.
[00:05:21] Alright you know what fuck it I'm gonna lie.
[00:05:25] Like yeah.
[00:05:28] See I'm you know what I might have to drink tattoo because it's been a while since we used to so you know what fuck I'm gonna have to drink to that.
[00:05:35] What the fuck do I do during sex just be a freaky bitch.
[00:05:42] I mean I don't be in to another place or nothing.
[00:05:51] So yeah.
[00:05:53] And it ain't like I'm thinking about somebody else.
[00:05:55] Right.
[00:05:56] So it's like doing sex you know I don't do shit but fuck that's all I do.
[00:06:01] Hell yeah.
[00:06:02] Do what I can to get your nut help you get that nut.
[00:06:05] Yeah hurry up shit.
[00:06:09] Alright I got another one for you.
[00:06:10] I once escaped from blank.
[00:06:14] I once escaped from I once escaped from being raped.
[00:06:23] Oh damn.
[00:06:26] Yeah and it was crazy how I end up getting away because an old man heard me like screaming saying no and stuff and he bammed on the door and was like what you doing to that girl in there.
[00:06:43] And when the man when he opened the door I ran out.
[00:06:49] Damn I'm so sorry I'm happy that you got away with that situation.
[00:06:54] And I was pregnant with my oldest son.
[00:06:57] Oh wow.
[00:06:59] Yep.
[00:07:02] Well I'm happy that you got out of it and you know you're able to have your son you know.
[00:07:13] Fuck.
[00:07:14] That damn.
[00:07:15] Damn that's not stronger than Grey Goose.
[00:07:18] I'm an alcoholic bro and if I'm saying this shit strong because normally I can drink some liquor without chaser.
[00:07:25] This here baby.
[00:07:27] Yeah I need some chaser for this.
[00:07:30] Damn.
[00:07:32] It's 40% proof.
[00:07:35] Oh shit. I mean 40% that bad is like the red nephew like you made a shit sign against the Jamaican realms.
[00:07:44] This rate and nephew.
[00:07:46] Not when nephew still got one up on this.
[00:07:50] It does.
[00:07:53] I can be right.
[00:07:55] You know what come to think about it.
[00:07:57] I once escaped a bad relation a bad situation you know like I had people I had somebody I was kind of talk to but then once I learned everything about this person I look back at them like I'm happy just to work out because you know what I don't need to be in your fucked up situation.
[00:08:15] I'm not trying to be a part of your life if you ain't got it all together and you went.
[00:08:19] Yeah, I'm not saying you got to have it all together but you got to have enough to pour into me and I pour into you feel me you know, and we help each other but it felt like I'd be doing more helping and not getting nothing out of it.
[00:08:32] Exactly.
[00:08:34] I was I was once doing that too.
[00:08:37] For somebody and it was just like, I was given, I was going more into them than they was doing for me so at this point like I just feel like he was using me.
[00:08:49] Yeah, like if you feel like somebody's using you like you gotta get the fuck on and I said the life is too short to be used like, if you help me I'm gonna help you it's just as simple.
[00:08:59] Yeah.
[00:09:00] But something where they just don't get that.
[00:09:02] Yeah, I'm very given especially if I like to if I fuck with you.
[00:09:06] Like I gave my last.
[00:09:08] I can show you what to like hey look, I can make this couple dollars stretch you tell me you hungry I got you.
[00:09:16] No worries.
[00:09:18] All right.
[00:09:20] Another question on a date.
[00:09:23] I once lied about blank.
[00:09:27] On a day I was lied about.
[00:09:31] He fucked thing because what the fuck I'm lying for I even a lot of you to make myself look good bitch this is me this is who I am, bitch. And yeah.
[00:09:42] So now I know on a date.
[00:09:45] I'm not about you.
[00:09:46] Damn you kind of you kind of was reading my mind right there.
[00:09:50] I'm like, I'm like shit the love out you know I'm saying like, I'm, I'm like because what's the point in line, because if you start off doing the relationship on the line you want to keep that love, and that lives on keep building up, and you're
[00:10:02] going to forget about the original life.
[00:10:04] Exactly.
[00:10:05] All right. Wait, I think no for I think I'm having a lot on a date before that I was gonna get him some pussy after some shit and then I had my homegirl to call me so I can leave.
[00:10:18] Damn.
[00:10:22] At least you come clean about it.
[00:10:25] Yeah, I did a couple of those.
[00:10:28] Now see, I would have now I feel bad for that man though my he thinks he gonna give him some. Yeah. And then out of nowhere the homegirl calls. I was like, like, my homegirl calling me I gotta go.
[00:10:45] He was like, not sure what y'all don't like I'll go with you make sure everything goes like, I don't want to get you involved.
[00:10:57] Damn.
[00:10:59] I just got my free meal do this.
[00:11:02] Damn, she done damn she told the truth on your day with their damn show like, now, what would you have done if the guy was like, oh that's how it is split the check, what would you have done.
[00:11:15] Okay, because I never gone on no date without no money.
[00:11:19] Because you never know and shit like that do happen.
[00:11:23] So I'm going on the day my guy got money in my purse so why you you are why you're one. Yeah, and then if he do talk about we got to split the check okay and guess what they still hit me up no more.
[00:11:38] You are wise one because a lot of the cheese down the rate for that. You gotta remember, I'm oldest fuck man. I know young tender running that that's the that's that's dumb young dumb hoes.
[00:11:51] I'm gonna fucking that nigga taking you all today but you better have you some extra money because what if you get into it. What if he tried to rape you and you don't want to fuck it he get mad put you on his car you ain't got no money to get no cab to call no Uber no no night night, no nothing so you just broke so you just went on this date thinking this
[00:12:08] nigga just on paper everything and everything going him so you just don't go broke with no money. Please. I was going on a day vision one with somebody because even when we end up going to the club if it's somebody that I did by way, and we end up taking it further outside after eating we going to hang out at a club.
[00:12:29] I'm gonna show this nigga, which I'm buying him a drink just as well as he gonna buy me a drink bitch you throwing money on a stripper I'm gonna get me some on to of my money throwing a stripper. I don't did that with plenty niggas and they were short. They was like damn. Oh I fucked with you.
[00:12:44] I'm gonna get in other hole like they have a nigga paying for everything like by you brought a nigga a drink and all I ain't have to ask you. I'm like, yeah, like why would not like what's the problem.
[00:12:56] You are fucking real one because a lot of women don't think like you know a lot of women don't do that they expect us men to do everything and they get mad if we fall in love with the side chick.
[00:13:09] That's probably doing what you're doing. Yeah, but niggas don't like females like me though. They dogholes like me. I didn't use holes like me.
[00:13:18] Well that's why you gotta if you feel like this man's about to use you y'all got to cut them off quick. Don't let them use y'all you know so you gotta find a way to cut their asses off.
[00:13:27] I be trying to see good in bitches and shit. That's my problem. I don't see good in a bitch no more. I ain't gonna pray for a bitch to be better than that shit like but you got one time.
[00:13:37] It's your boy. I definitely feel that because I used to be that way with women. I'm like, I've tried to see the good in her. I'm like I try to justify this. I'm like, you know what I had to tell myself nigga just because you like her don't that don't mean she like you.
[00:13:52] You know I'm saying you deserve you a fucking king. You're a fucking guy. You deserve this shit from these women.
[00:13:58] Mm hmm.
[00:14:00] It's just like women think like see how you just explain how you is and how you was like females that only using it for money. That's how they looking at you. They looking at you as a dog. So just how females looking at a guy like you as a dog.
[00:14:15] The guys looking at me as a female on the type of person I am like if they especially don't want nothing from me and they see the kind of heart I got like they looking at me as a fucking duck.
[00:14:26] Sad world we living in. Sad, sad world.
[00:14:31] But it's sort of appreciating and valuing and like ain't no way you run into this type of woman all the time. You don't. And you ain't gonna sit here and tell me that you do because these every motherfucker these days want to be a fucking city girls. These hoes don't want to do nothing for a nigga.
[00:14:51] Not even buy y'all a dollar bottle of water.
[00:14:55] Yeah.
[00:14:56] One cross a person like me. Y'all don't even know how to appreciate the shit.
[00:15:00] Shit. You know what I'm saying. It's a sad world out here but listen yours truly though. But I don't know about it. I can't speak for all the other niggas out here you know what I'm saying. Just like I know you can't speak for all the other sorry ass women that don't see a decent man that that's out here on his grind that will take care of you.
[00:15:18] You know what I'm saying. That will go all out for you and y'all just think oh let me use this nigga.
[00:15:23] Yep.
[00:15:26] Sad world living in.
[00:15:28] Alright I got another question for you.
[00:15:31] I've been known to masturbate to blank.
[00:15:35] Bitch y'all masturbate.
[00:15:44] I don't make the damn questions now.
[00:15:46] No I'm saying I don't do that.
[00:15:49] So you don't own no toys?
[00:15:51] No.
[00:15:54] Oh really?
[00:15:56] I don't own no toys. I don't use no toys. I don't play with myself but I don't do none of that shit.
[00:16:03] Oh wow. You're a real one.
[00:16:07] Fuck I'm doing that for. I got a whole mate.
[00:16:13] Girl get up.
[00:16:14] Yeah that's right. Put your damn mate to work. That's how it should be done.
[00:16:20] What Carisha say? She said pay for this pussy bitch.
[00:16:29] As you should. As you should. You know what?
[00:16:33] As a single person I've been known to masturbate to girls kissing girls. Shit there you go.
[00:16:44] I don't know for some reason that's the type of porn I like to.
[00:16:48] I don't like looking at the porn with the men and the women. That just don't do nothing for me.
[00:16:52] I don't know why but it just don't move me. But if I see two girls?
[00:16:59] Hell yeah.
[00:17:01] I would be sitting there like god damn these two girls.
[00:17:04] But I ain't gonna lie sometimes I'd be like some girls give a hit.
[00:17:07] I'm like okay that's probably the only part I can tolerate.
[00:17:10] But two girls going at it I can watch the whole thing. Hell yeah.
[00:17:14] I can't do it. I think the girl giving the guy hit anything with a guy involved in porn like it don't do nothing for me.
[00:17:23] It don't do nothing for me.
[00:17:26] I feel you. I definitely feel you on that.
[00:17:29] Alright I got another one. The most offensive thing you I've ever heard was blank.
[00:17:36] The most who?
[00:17:38] The most offensive thing I've ever heard. Something offensive like something you heard you just like wow you really said that?
[00:17:46] The most offensive thing I ever heard. I've heard some shit so.
[00:17:54] The most offensive. I don't know.
[00:18:07] I know you done heard some shit you know what I'm saying. I know you done heard some shit.
[00:18:13] I'm trying to figure out the most offensive. It take a lot for me to get offensive though.
[00:18:20] Like I'm one of them bitches like you can say anything to me.
[00:18:25] Like it gonna bother me but at the same time it's like I'm gonna eat that shit like okay.
[00:18:32] Like bitch you ain't hurting me. So it's like you saying it to me but that shit going in one end going out the other.
[00:18:39] And I just forget about the shit so yeah.
[00:18:45] Cause I don't do what you say so I don't know.
[00:18:48] You don't get offended wow you really got tough skin more power to you.
[00:18:52] I don't get offended bitch.
[00:18:55] Let me say something. Nobody can shame me. Nobody can hurt my feelings.
[00:19:00] Nobody can do none of that shit like.
[00:19:07] I don't know. I'm just like bitch okay.
[00:19:11] You can call me a bitch. Call me a dick sucking home.
[00:19:14] You can say all type of shit about me and be like okay and soon.
[00:19:18] Bitch everybody's a dick these days.
[00:19:21] Everybody's a bitch. Everybody on being a hoe.
[00:19:24] Name something that's gonna hurt me cause none of that shit hurts me.
[00:19:29] So yeah.
[00:19:30] You know what I feel that.
[00:19:32] And also when you have been pulling yourself out of dark places for years.
[00:19:37] You feel like can't know y'all hurt me.
[00:19:40] Also I read this book called The Art of Not Giving a Fuck and it really changed things.
[00:19:46] I'm like you know what you can say whatever the fuck you want to say you know what I'm saying.
[00:19:50] It's not gonna hurt me cause I'm gonna find a way to get over it.
[00:19:54] And I've been pulling myself out of dark places for forever you know.
[00:19:58] And I still will.
[00:20:00] I had a mother god rest her soul that used to talk to me like shit.
[00:20:05] So if my mama couldn't hurt my fucking feelings you think I'm a better outside motherfucker hurt my feelings?
[00:20:16] I don't know.
[00:20:17] Ever since I was little I've just been like that.
[00:20:19] Like that shit don't be bothering me. I don't care.
[00:20:22] Bitch just don't put your hands on me. I don't give a fuck what you say.
[00:20:25] But don't fucking touch me. That's all I gotta say.
[00:20:28] You can pull the rumor out about me. I don't care about none of that shit.
[00:20:32] I ain't finna try to defend myself.
[00:20:34] No none of that shit.
[00:20:35] Whatever the fuck they say believe that shit.
[00:20:40] That shit's a rumor.
[00:20:41] Yeah.
[00:20:42] Cause I'm just so over everything.
[00:20:45] And like you said when you pull yourself out of dark space it's just like bitch now I'm unstoppable.
[00:20:52] So it's nothing you can do.
[00:20:54] You can break up my past.
[00:20:56] Post it on social media.
[00:20:58] Whatever you find of me I don't give a damn.
[00:21:02] I'm gonna speak on that shit and we gonna move the fuck forward.
[00:21:06] Hell yeah.
[00:21:07] I will. Listen if it's some fucked up shit I will take accountability because look it happened.
[00:21:13] I was young and I grew from it.
[00:21:15] So what?
[00:21:16] Exactly.
[00:21:17] Just how people always have an excuses.
[00:21:19] Like I hate this question.
[00:21:21] I hate when people like what made you gay?
[00:21:23] What turned you gay?
[00:21:24] Bitch nothing.
[00:21:25] I tried it and I liked it.
[00:21:27] I'm not finna sit here and bash niggas.
[00:21:30] You know that's every gay bitch story now.
[00:21:33] Oh a nigga did me wrong.
[00:21:35] My niggas ain't shit.
[00:21:36] So I went to a girl.
[00:21:37] The hoes ain't shit either.
[00:21:40] Oh I've heard them stories too.
[00:21:42] I've heard them stories.
[00:21:43] I've heard that.
[00:21:44] I've had a lot of people tell me hey the women just as bad too.
[00:21:49] Yes.
[00:21:50] You gonna go through the same shit you go through with a nigga with a motherfucking girl.
[00:21:54] The same shit.
[00:21:55] Especially the ones that wanna be a man.
[00:21:57] You gonna go through the same shit.
[00:22:00] So what happened?
[00:22:03] So I'm not finna sit here and say oh I went gay because niggas ain't shit and a nigga did me wrong.
[00:22:07] Bitch plenty of niggas did me wrong but that ain't the reason why I went motherfucking gay.
[00:22:11] I tried it and I liked it.
[00:22:13] And I'm here.
[00:22:15] Hey that's all that matters.
[00:22:18] Speaking of this.
[00:22:20] I sometimes make this sound during sex.
[00:22:24] Bitch I'm quiet doing sex unless it's good then you know.
[00:22:29] But I don't make a sound.
[00:22:36] You don't make a sound?
[00:22:37] You don't make nothing?
[00:22:38] You gotta do something to let your chick know she hitting the spot.
[00:22:43] They be like damn am I doing right because you so quiet I be like shut up keep going.
[00:22:47] I don't know I just I'm quiet.
[00:22:52] I'm quiet doing sex.
[00:22:54] I just be like bitch I just be trying to focus on getting my nut and stop.
[00:23:00] You know what?
[00:23:01] I'm not gonna lie to you.
[00:23:03] I'm kind of the same way during sex.
[00:23:05] I'm like I'm locked in on getting her off.
[00:23:07] I'm just like look hitting them spots.
[00:23:09] Hitting them spots.
[00:23:10] If I hear her moaning.
[00:23:11] I'm like locked in on hitting them spots.
[00:23:13] So I don't even be moaning like.
[00:23:15] And even when I'm eating and I'm just like if I hear her moan let me stick to this spot.
[00:23:19] I don't even say nothing.
[00:23:20] I'm like let me just stick to this spot you know what I'm saying.
[00:23:23] Now I might say fuck.
[00:23:24] Fuck is my favorite word you know during sex especially if it's good like.
[00:23:28] Fuck.
[00:23:29] Damn.
[00:23:30] Yeah.
[00:23:31] Damn.
[00:23:33] I might say damn girl.
[00:23:39] Why you doing that?
[00:23:40] I want.
[00:23:41] Yeah I know right shit why you doing that like that baby.
[00:23:44] God damn.
[00:23:49] Your pussy ain't going nowhere girl.
[00:23:51] Calm down.
[00:23:54] Girl you trying to take my soul.
[00:23:56] What you trying to do?
[00:23:57] Girl you got me.
[00:23:58] I ain't going nowhere.
[00:23:59] You right.
[00:24:00] Shit.
[00:24:01] We ain't going nowhere.
[00:24:04] Alright.
[00:24:05] I once attempted to blank.
[00:24:09] I once attempted to kill myself.
[00:24:12] Why the hell can I relate to this?
[00:24:14] But I'll just tell you a story first.
[00:24:17] Y'all gonna laugh at me.
[00:24:21] Okay so when I was a teenager I think I was 16 and my boyfriend I was in the ninth
[00:24:31] and my boyfriend was in the twelfth and his prom was coming up and he wanted me to go to prom with him.
[00:24:37] And I was going to the prom.
[00:24:40] My cousin had them gave me her old prom dress and everything.
[00:24:45] And then I did something that pissed my mama out so she said I couldn't go to the prom.
[00:24:52] So when she said I couldn't go to the prom I got a knife and tried to slice my wrist.
[00:24:59] Aw damn.
[00:25:01] And my mama had called the police on me and they put me in a crazy house for three days but she was like don't give that bitch no medicine because they're all crazy.
[00:25:13] So yeah.
[00:25:17] Damn.
[00:25:19] Well like I said I once attempted to kill myself because I just thought the world was going to end because I had somebody stealing my identity.
[00:25:30] It was just after my 23rd, fingers out that my 24th birthday had someone steal my identity.
[00:25:37] I failed out of some classes at family who died needed and then on top of that I had a friend belittle me so bad about a situation about a girl I was talking to at the time.
[00:25:49] This person belittled me so bad I'm like you know what I really just want to offer myself.
[00:25:55] I'm like life ain't working and on top of that my job sucked you know what I'm saying but luckily I talked to my therapist we found a way to get through it.
[00:26:04] We caught the perp that steal my identity.
[00:26:07] Turns out it was somebody I was living with so that landlord I was loyal to I just I cut him off.
[00:26:14] I'm like look I'm loyal to you but I'm not about to stay here and you let someone you move someone in here that stole from me hell no.
[00:26:21] Right.
[00:26:22] That's crazy.
[00:26:23] I'm sorry you went through that.
[00:26:25] It's all good it's just what don't he make sure and also makes you realize like some people don't know how to be a good friend because it's like I understand giving somebody a tough love but you don't got to tear them down to a point where they think about just.
[00:26:39] If during their bank account and just often themselves like no you are a horrible friend if you can tear someone down to a point that they want to want to just kill themselves like I understand giving tough love but if you give tough love you got to be ready to go to that person back up.
[00:26:56] Yeah.
[00:26:58] That's great.
[00:27:00] You don't know how someone can take tough love.
[00:27:04] Yeah some people can't take tough love.
[00:27:07] That's true.
[00:27:08] Some people can't take that shit and they'll go fucking off they self in private and you go to try to apologize and find out the last words you said to them over board and you can't even take the shit back.
[00:27:23] You really can't and it's like and it's like you know I'm giving tough love but it's like I can take tough love if I know the person if I know the person means well and I know it's somebody that's going to get me right.
[00:27:38] I mean I could take the tough love but I can't take tough love from somebody we ain't close.
[00:27:44] Yeah.
[00:27:46] All right I got another question for you.
[00:27:49] I once won blank what's something you won.
[00:27:53] I once won a big item that I won.
[00:27:59] You remember the electric scooters.
[00:28:01] Yeah.
[00:28:02] OK so how old my oldest son was I think he was in middle school and he won an electric scooter for Christmas so I had just went to Kmart and put one on the way but Miami have this this big ass fair around Christmas time called Santa Chanted Forest.
[00:28:26] So the girl I was dating at that time she took me there and I ended up winning that goddamn electric scooter and the man you know how on them games where you throw the ring around the bottle.
[00:28:40] Yeah I see those games.
[00:28:42] And they had a one in the middle and it'd be a different color.
[00:28:45] So my ring went around that and he was trying to cheat in saying that I didn't win.
[00:28:51] I said you got me fucked up.
[00:28:53] We was going to tear that shit up but he gave me my fucking scooter and I was like baby I want this for my son.
[00:29:00] I mean I'm gonna take that bitch off the level way because it was gonna be for Christmas.
[00:29:04] So that was the biggest thing I wanted.
[00:29:08] Shit I need you to do damn I should have took your ass to the damn fair in Florida like god damn.
[00:29:16] Yeah they be trying to cheat that man's eyes was big he was like ain't nobody never got that.
[00:29:22] Yeah bitch give me my gift.
[00:29:24] I don't care about nobody what they ain't got no nothing that shit.
[00:29:27] Everybody was coming and was like their mouth was dropping like what the fuck.
[00:29:32] Yeah give me my bike bitch.
[00:29:34] Yes.
[00:29:35] Your scooter was like 300 and some dollars.
[00:29:38] Oh yeah yeah you definitely won that.
[00:29:44] I think the biggest thing I ever won was like I must run one like five hundred dollars at the casino.
[00:29:50] I'm just randomly playing and shit like I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
[00:29:55] My sibling she the one that's the professional I just hit this bitch and I randomly won I'm like oh shit okay.
[00:30:02] I won five hundred dollars off a stretch out before.
[00:30:06] Oh word yeah you know sometimes it's like the consent the arm the damn lottery be rigged and shit you know what I'm saying so.
[00:30:15] Can I tell you my story how North Carolina lottery system tried me a couple weeks ago.
[00:30:21] How they tried you.
[00:30:23] Okay so you know in Florida when we played a lottery we have the play it's called play three for us but up here I forgot what it was but.
[00:30:30] It was me picking three numbers so in Florida no matter how your number come out you want it right.
[00:30:41] Yeah okay are you you play box or you play straight right.
[00:30:47] So up here it's combo Amy or is that.
[00:30:52] Are exact but I pick is that because my number was one one one so it don't matter how he comes out I'm going to win right.
[00:31:04] Right right.
[00:31:06] Not in North Carolina why the number came out one one one.
[00:31:14] They said I didn't win because I chose I check is that instead of choosing combo on any.
[00:31:19] Oh hell no it sounds like somebody you don't want they just don't want to give you the money.
[00:31:27] You know how much I would want.
[00:31:29] How much.
[00:31:30] Two hundred and fifty six thousand dollars.
[00:31:33] Now that sounds like a lot of money but you know if you would have cash in they probably would have tried to get you on the taxes though.
[00:31:42] The state taxes the federal.
[00:31:44] The state taxes the federal.
[00:31:46] Who is something I hate about up here these state taxes.
[00:31:50] Yeah and that's I think that's probably why I've been look Florida for so long because Florida we got no damn state tax but.
[00:31:58] How to live in Florida.
[00:32:01] Yeah I know it's like I trust I look at it and I see that Florida is the most expensive state to live in some way.
[00:32:09] I seen that.
[00:32:10] I'm like how the hell is Florida more expensive than California.
[00:32:14] Because everybody run to Florida and I don't know what the fuck.
[00:32:18] Everybody.
[00:32:20] For them.
[00:32:21] That's why I've been living in Florida for my whole life I'm trying to figure that out.
[00:32:26] All these motherfuckers got to run to Florida like.
[00:32:28] Because of the sun.
[00:32:31] People get tired of the cold so they come go to Florida for the sun.
[00:32:35] They got word by the coldness like that.
[00:32:38] And then it's so crazy because you know how everybody used to leave and move to Atlanta because Atlanta used to be cheap now and is expensive.
[00:32:46] But Atlanta done got expensive because everybody moved there and the same thing is going to happen with North Carolina.
[00:32:52] Because they started go up on their rents and shit the people that been living here they say that they was like oh since y'all been brought your ass up here from Florida.
[00:33:00] Because it's Florida Atlanta and Alabama that came up here to work at the new publics.
[00:33:06] So it's like oh ever since y'all been brought y'all ass up here the rents going up.
[00:33:10] Yeah because everybody running up here because it's cheap to fucking live here but they get you with those state fucking taxes.
[00:33:18] North Carolina charge you for every fucking thing.
[00:33:21] Damn.
[00:33:23] Ain't no I heard I heard something they said Charlotte might be the next city that just booms because everybody's on run there.
[00:33:31] I don't know why short Charlotte is a baby Atlanta and Miami mixed in one.
[00:33:36] Oh damn.
[00:33:38] So I don't know why it's expensive to live in Charlotte.
[00:33:42] Charlotte is like how Miami is to Florida that's how Charlotte is to North Carolina and how Atlanta is to Georgia that's how Charlotte is to North Carolina.
[00:33:50] Damn damn that's crazy because I heard people from Houston talking about they might even go to Charlotte.
[00:33:58] I'm like what is so good about Charlotte that y'all consider it like that.
[00:34:02] That's what I'm telling you Charlotte what Miami is to Florida and what Atlanta is to Georgia that's what Charlotte Charlotte is to North Carolina.
[00:34:11] That's why I'm like it's nothing to do nowhere like it only if you go to show Charlotte.
[00:34:19] Raleigh be nice Raleigh is like a baby Charlotte but everybody always talk about Charlotte like if you wanted to find the good strip clubs like the Miami strip clubs and Atlanta strip clubs it's definitely it's in Charlotte everything that is in Charlotte.
[00:34:34] Might have to check out Charlotte just for just a hell of it you know I'm saying.
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[00:34:58] Alright I got another deep question for you the biggest heartbreak I ever experienced was.
[00:35:06] The biggest heartbreak I ever experienced was when I was being faithful and I was at you know breakups hurt when you at work.
[00:35:17] You know breakups hurt when you at work.
[00:35:21] Wait you at work and you got the break up?
[00:35:24] Yeah.
[00:35:26] Oh damn.
[00:35:28] I was at work the person broke up with me moved out while I was at work I came home to the empty house me and my kids.
[00:35:38] I was so hurt it took me six months to get over that motherfucker.
[00:35:46] Damn.
[00:35:48] You know.
[00:35:50] You know.
[00:35:52] You know the biggest hurt comes from someone that you considered a friend but but it turns out when you look at them in a different light they could just come to you and say I just want to be I can't see you for more like.
[00:36:09] I would have respected you if you would just told me like hey I just I can't see you for more than just a friend and I don't want to ruin things between us but.
[00:36:20] This was somebody in college I was like you know what i'm gonna try this thing because of all the people I'm close to it was like three of them and it's just there's one I wasn't didn't really thought I was close to it and I'm like let me just try this let me let me cook for her for Valentine's Day.
[00:36:38] Let me make her feel special and then then she just goes to me I'm like and then come find out she was just like I only did that because I was protecting you I'm like how are you protecting me I'd rather you just tell me what's up.
[00:36:53] yeah.
[00:36:56] So what was she protecting you from.
[00:37:00] That's what I'm just like what the hell were you protecting from like I'm a man I'm like what were you and I looked at you as a friend and I'm like and I feel like if you really a friend you would tell me what's up that's why it's like if someone told me that's what today might someone told me how I feel you are I'd respected and move on but I'm just like what were you trying to protect me from I don't even know.
[00:37:23] Oh that's weird.
[00:37:24] Oh that's weird.
[00:37:26] That's definitely weird I'm like I'm around here cooking you a steak I got a candle lit got the house all lit up for you know saying that the candles lit rolling up red carpet for your ass and this is how you treat me.
[00:37:38] Right.
[00:37:39] And saying you a safe bitch don't piss me off.
[00:37:43] Next question.
[00:37:44] And you know what this is why and it's like this is an asset and this is like why men sometimes don't do nice things for certain people because it's just that one time we get pissed off we're like okay.
[00:37:58] But but but you cannot do that because of what somebody else did.
[00:38:05] Yeah and that's what I had to tell myself to it like I would do that again for one day but this time it's gonna be a woman that I'm fully invested in like we fully together you know I'm saying I'm gonna do it one day but not for somebody that's just a friend.
[00:38:21] That's what I'd be trying to tell my girl like when we be talking about like the friends that we don't have and stuff and she'd be like that's why I want no friends because the ones I used to call my sister say hurt me and I'm like but at the same time you can't hold that against someone who totally don't know you like you have to open yourself up for people to be your friend and she just like she's guarding herself.
[00:38:46] But I don't know I like I said I don't been hurt friendship niggas bitches like I don't been hurt but I'm not gonna never blame or hold it or do that to the next person because of what someone did to me because you can stop your blessings God can send you the perfect person but you won't even open up to them because of what somebody else did to you thinking everybody's the same everybody is not the fucking same.
[00:39:13] You're right you're definitely right everybody's not the same man you just gotta look at it take the L and keep it moving you just gotta be like what don't kill you make you strong you know what I'm saying so it's just it's like I learned some things and you just gotta keep it moving you know it's like you can't just make the next person pay for what someone else did and it's like I always told myself that I'm not about to make no one else pay for what this stupid idiot did you know what I'm saying so it's like you gotta heal from things.
[00:39:42] Yep heal and keep it motherfucking moving.
[00:39:45] Yes you gotta heal and keep it moving now we about to get really x-rated again because I've been pulled another x-rated question I once had sex blank.
[00:39:56] I once had sex outside in front of their parents house.
[00:40:01] Whoa! Holy shit! How the hell did that happen?
[00:40:09] We was outside just talking and chilling and then we was just on the walls cars passing by.
[00:40:21] On the walls cars passing by?
[00:40:24] We played it off though like he was on the wall and I was in front of him so it was just like you know couldn't tell if we was doing anything.
[00:40:38] How did y'all not get caught by 12 though?
[00:40:42] I was 18 too.
[00:40:45] Damn!
[00:40:49] I was still in high school so I wasn't even 18.
[00:40:53] Damn!
[00:40:56] Cars just passing by.
[00:40:59] Damn cars just passing by and one of y'all still getting it on.
[00:41:06] Yep.
[00:41:08] God damn!
[00:41:11] Toy you done had some goddamn wild ass stories.
[00:41:15] That's why you gotta check out my book baby you read my book you're gonna be like what in the entire fuck Toy hat?
[00:41:23] Yeah listen I done told you on multiple occasions I'm like god damn Toy you done had some crazy shit going on.
[00:41:31] Every time you hear something new right in and over the same thing I done did some shit.
[00:41:37] Hey but you lived to tell about it though.
[00:41:40] Yep and I have grown I wouldn't do half of that shit now.
[00:41:46] Of course you grown and mature you know what I'm saying of course you ain't gonna do half that shit now like.
[00:41:54] My life was amazing.
[00:41:58] Like you just said life is good that was me bitch my life was good.
[00:42:05] Yes it was I'm like the most crazy to ask the question I once had sex after the club and I wasn't expecting it and it's like this is what taught me that as a man you gotta be ready for whatever you got to be ready you gotta keep your head on something.
[00:42:23] You gotta keep your head on a swivel you gotta be ready for whatever like this shit got my number we we um I think she got my number like in the early bouts or whatever.
[00:42:34] After after the club ended she hits me up like hey you want to come over I'm like sure I'm like not know what she wants wants some dick you know I'm saying and you know what.
[00:42:45] I just wasn't prepared with the.
[00:42:47] How you not know she want no date when she called you after the club everybody name man me know no matter how old you are everybody name me know that time and I don't need to fuck.
[00:43:02] That's true but you want that like you want that like you ain't gonna let me feel like you was that like you know that I wasn't I was 19 and shy as hell so yes it's like yeah it's like of course I wasn't really thinking like okay this is what I was thinking.
[00:43:16] Like okay this is gonna happen you know what I'm saying.
[00:43:21] But you live you learn you go to college you wall out and you just live and you learn you know.
[00:43:28] I can't wait.
[00:43:31] I know.
[00:43:33] I just I look back at myself like what the fuck were you thinking man shit.
[00:43:41] You post the murder that was because that's what she wanted you to do after the club.
[00:43:46] Well yeah, I learned the hard way.
[00:43:49] She ain't call you no more.
[00:43:51] Of course she did you know Sam but oh she hit oh she hit me back she was like I want I want some dick but I don't know where I'm gonna get it from like.
[00:43:58] Oh, that's how it is okay.
[00:44:00] She was throwing hints you ain't P.
[00:44:04] No, I will come over she was like nah she was like nah I'm good on that I'm like okay whatever.
[00:44:10] Oh yeah do your bit my boy.
[00:44:14] I was young as hell what the hell you were expected.
[00:44:17] Man young niggas be the young them young ages y'all be hound dogs baby y'all be like Jack rabbit.
[00:44:25] Yeah.
[00:44:30] You right though.
[00:44:34] You know because I was young and shy and you know I'm saying I need to get out of that but hey ain't that way no more now, but.
[00:44:42] How let him know girl.
[00:44:47] Another one. I once kissed blank.
[00:44:53] I want kids.
[00:44:56] I think we all did that something you know just not literally but you know I'm saying just kiss the ass to get a certain position or something like that you know no no.
[00:45:10] Oh, shit.
[00:45:16] You probably don't kiss that getting us so you want that kind of time.
[00:45:24] I hope it was the woman's ass.
[00:45:32] Oh damn niggas like this kiss.
[00:45:36] I don't know what's wrong with niggas but okay.
[00:45:50] Lord have mercy.
[00:45:52] I once kissed someone I probably shouldn't have kissed you know.
[00:45:57] It was because the chick was in a relationship, and I usually do I'm the one that respects relationships but it's just, she was like, hey I'll be down to come over my okay sure I didn't believe she was gonna come over but we kissed one thing let's another and she cheated on her nigga with me.
[00:46:18] Who made the first move you are her.
[00:46:21] She made the first move.
[00:46:23] So it ain't your fault.
[00:46:25] That's all that matters. Yep, because you is being a man.
[00:46:29] Because who gonna pass us a pussy.
[00:46:31] That's true. That's a fact who's gonna pass up some pussy. So it ain't your fault is her fault. Yeah, it's definitely her fault.
[00:46:42] Oh, no, you know me I think like a nigga so.
[00:46:46] You do you don't you damn sure do you know what I think that's why I think that's why everybody rock with you because you be thinking like a new.
[00:46:54] I was thinking facts like other holes they gonna be out.
[00:46:57] You know you shouldn't get child.
[00:47:01] Who made the first move she did yeah you did right you post a book like it when you, you ain't got a relationship you know that nigga name.
[00:47:10] Ain't no 20 years I actually met the nigga because of her you know say.
[00:47:14] Wait, that was your homeboy.
[00:47:16] No, I didn't know him you know Sam.
[00:47:18] She invited me like I said now weeks few days later she invited me somewhere like the next weekend she was like, hey, why don't you come out we have a little game night or something like that you know I'm saying so I originally wasn't gonna go but then my child called me was like hey we don't need you tonight so I'm like okay.
[00:47:34] I ain't doing shit bucket I'm saying so I shook hands with the niggas stuff play space with the nigga but you know.
[00:47:41] Wait, wait, but yeah I was in France like that you and the nigga.
[00:47:46] Now we want we need.
[00:47:51] You're right, you're right.
[00:47:53] And I'll be looking at some time where my nigga if you were doing your job.
[00:47:57] You had my hair like you have one job but okay.
[00:48:03] And they have that with your paper with your people's they don't say let me know.
[00:48:13] Yep.
[00:48:14] That's the fact.
[00:48:16] I know it's a logical but I have a phobia of blank.
[00:48:25] Oh, my height.
[00:48:27] You scared of heights.
[00:48:29] But I get on a plane.
[00:48:33] Got the window.
[00:48:35] But I don't like heights.
[00:48:40] I don't know.
[00:48:42] That's kind of different.
[00:48:43] Yeah, it is different because I didn't get on the ride and a roller coaster gonna take me up in the sky drop me, flip me.
[00:48:49] I ain't doing that.
[00:48:52] Yeah, but you'll get on a plane though you know.
[00:48:54] Yeah, the plane going straight and doing all that.
[00:48:57] That's true.
[00:48:58] That's definitely true.
[00:49:00] I definitely got a phobia of I don't know shit was something.
[00:49:06] I used to have a phobia of animals but everybody damn knows like my ass for some reason.
[00:49:12] I used to be scared of dogs too.
[00:49:15] But now I got one.
[00:49:18] But it's like even somebody I was dating, they dog ran up to me all friendly and shit.
[00:49:24] I'm like okay what's happening?
[00:49:26] Cute looking dog you know what I'm saying?
[00:49:29] Showing me love and stuff.
[00:49:31] I'm like you didn't tell me the dog was me but the dog showed me love.
[00:49:35] Does the dog know something I don't know?
[00:49:38] Right, you know dogs be knowing that.
[00:49:41] Dogs know what the dogs.
[00:49:44] Damn, damn.
[00:49:52] They know other dogs now.
[00:49:57] Y'all this is if you don't know now you know this is Lickitung.
[00:50:01] I got it I'm hitting I'm hitting total of 21 questions.
[00:50:05] We haven't even got anything we got to 21 but this conversation is going crazy y'all.
[00:50:11] I love being on your shoulder.
[00:50:13] I told you that.
[00:50:14] I like being on Lickitung.
[00:50:15] Bitch if you want to have me every day I'll come.
[00:50:18] Look I love having you on too you know what I'm saying because you keep it so real so 100 you know what I'm saying.
[00:50:25] Can't be fake out here man.
[00:50:27] Ain't nothing fake on me but these ass and titties.
[00:50:30] They look beautiful to me though.
[00:50:36] Next question.
[00:50:38] I got you.
[00:50:40] Okay I can't stand the taste of blank.
[00:50:44] I can't stand the taste of.
[00:50:48] Why can't stand the taste of?
[00:50:50] I can't stand the taste of.
[00:50:58] Cause I ain't gonna lie my taste buds has been expanding so.
[00:51:08] I don't know cause.
[00:51:10] What I can't stand the taste of.
[00:51:14] What's the nasty ass medicine.
[00:51:17] Oh I can't stand the taste of castor oil.
[00:51:19] I can't stand the taste of.
[00:51:22] That's what I could think of right now because I can't think of no food.
[00:51:30] Cause now I'm like literally I've been trying different stuff that I normally wouldn't eat and finding myself liking it.
[00:51:39] Yeah I feel that too like.
[00:51:41] Castor oil.
[00:51:44] Yeah listen I can't stand the taste of castor oil or.
[00:51:48] My body can't stand the taste of pills going down the wrong pipes you know what I'm saying but.
[00:51:52] Wait pills can go down the wrong pipe?
[00:51:55] Sometimes they can't be drinking too fast.
[00:52:00] I never knew that.
[00:52:02] I never knew that either until I was coughing up something like god damn.
[00:52:05] I didn't realize I was drinking taking something too fast.
[00:52:08] But.
[00:52:10] That's new to me.
[00:52:11] I know.
[00:52:12] Like when you start chugging like your water went down the wrong pipe but I didn't even know a pill can go down the wrong pipe.
[00:52:17] Yeah sometimes when you chug when you drink the water fast and there's a pill with it that water might go down that pipe.
[00:52:25] Gotcha.
[00:52:26] Okay.
[00:52:27] But honestly to be honest with you really honest with you I just can't stand the taste of raw onions you know what I'm saying.
[00:52:32] That's just.
[00:52:33] Oh I eat onions.
[00:52:35] If you find me eating onions it's because they cook them really really good in the food.
[00:52:40] So it is not really I can't really taste them but I ain't no I ain't put no onion don't put no onion on my burger no nothing that shit.
[00:52:48] Damn damn so you think like me sometimes because I'm like I can I can tolerate the taste of cooked onions but no raw onions hell no.
[00:52:56] Keep that raw onions on my salad hell no.
[00:52:59] My grandma god bless her soul that lady used to go in there and eat raw onions.
[00:53:03] Bless her soul that lady used to go in the kitchen and peel an onion and eat that raw right out of the refrigerator like it was.
[00:53:11] But yeah like it was a motherfucker banana song lady that is I used to be like grandma you know that's the onion I know baby.
[00:53:20] She said that why she was never getting sick.
[00:53:23] She like this career calls and stuff.
[00:53:25] I'm not eating that.
[00:53:27] Look, I'm no grandma I need you to give me the shot of liquor with some tea in there or something.
[00:53:34] The tea with the honey.
[00:53:36] And yeah the tea with the honey.
[00:53:39] Hell hell even my mama did that for me to tea with the honey with some with some tequila or some gin or something.
[00:53:47] Yeah that lady used to eat raw onions I used to be like oh my god her breath gonna be stank.
[00:53:53] Hell yeah like raw onions hell yeah your breath gonna be stank.
[00:54:01] This be fucking that shit up like it was a banana I'm telling you just sitting down.
[00:54:05] You was not eating an apple miss ma'ams.
[00:54:08] No hell no.
[00:54:11] That shit nasty.
[00:54:12] She wash it off she peel it wash it off and she just go to biting in that bit like it was an apple bit.
[00:54:19] Oh hell no.
[00:54:22] Okay on that note another question.
[00:54:25] I wouldn't necessarily say that I'm turned on right now but blank.
[00:54:30] Huh?
[00:54:33] The question says I wouldn't necessarily say that I'm turned on right now but blank.
[00:54:41] I like something I guess I don't know.
[00:54:44] Go to the next question because that one ain't making no sense.
[00:54:48] Yeah it ain't making no damn sense.
[00:54:51] I don't know who the hell wrote that damn question.
[00:54:55] What part game is this?
[00:54:57] Whoever wrote that we need to write them and tell them they got to do better.
[00:55:01] The game is called Confessions the game of secrets and lies.
[00:55:06] And they decide to put that in the next question.
[00:55:11] That was all right.
[00:55:13] I once let my partner blank.
[00:55:18] I once let my partner like my current partner I can be like a partner right.
[00:55:26] It don't matter to partner.
[00:55:27] It don't matter.
[00:55:29] I once let a partner.
[00:55:40] What the fuck I let a partner do.
[00:55:42] When I'm in a relationship bitch I let you do whatever.
[00:55:47] It's self-fulfucked me in my ass.
[00:55:49] That's the only thing you can't do.
[00:55:54] You know I know somebody like that but I'm not gonna say who it is because they might bitch at me.
[00:56:00] You're not gonna call them by their name?
[00:56:02] I don't know how to call them names.
[00:56:04] It's somebody in my family I'm just not gonna say who it is.
[00:56:08] What they do?
[00:56:11] No they if I say they might bitch at me if they hear it.
[00:56:16] I mean well you ain't saying their names so they shouldn't be bad.
[00:56:20] You know they say hit those the holo nine.
[00:56:23] True.
[00:56:24] But let my partner.
[00:56:31] I don't know me and my partner me and my new partner like we are so lame.
[00:56:37] I mean if lame works for y'all then go with it.
[00:56:40] Yeah.
[00:56:42] We lame as fuck but I have let somebody.
[00:57:01] Now you say like that damn.
[00:57:03] Listen I once let somebody sit on my face but not give me head in return.
[00:57:10] Never again.
[00:57:13] Why would you do that?
[00:57:16] I think I was drunk that night.
[00:57:19] I think I was drunk that night.
[00:57:21] Never again.
[00:57:25] That was wild.
[00:57:27] Yeah.
[00:57:29] Okay so do you really believe like well yeah because I should you just said you did it because I was going to say like you really believe like people can get or sex and don't have sex at all but yeah because you done did it.
[00:57:45] Yeah, I've did.
[00:57:46] I've just done very questionable things I said myself.
[00:57:49] I will never do that again.
[00:57:52] I'm speaking but I don't get that shit too.
[00:57:55] I just thought about it.
[00:57:56] I used to because I just recently I was telling one of my friends I was like, I know why bitch you let a nigga eat your pussy y'all in for.
[00:58:07] But now that I don't did that before.
[00:58:11] Now, have you ever now this happened to me too like there was this chick that told me I don't like it when the man goes down on me but yeah she still we fucked but she let me suck my dick.
[00:58:23] I just let her suck it.
[00:58:25] He let you suck your dick.
[00:58:27] No she, no she sucked me off you know I'm sorry Toy.
[00:58:33] I just repeat it so you can hear it like.
[00:58:36] You know what I meant.
[00:58:40] Y'all know what I meant America.
[00:58:42] That's that tequila over there.
[00:58:44] Yeah.
[00:58:45] Yeah.
[00:58:46] Y'all had sex and she didn't let you go down on her but she gave you head.
[00:58:52] Yeah, I mean it's some girls out there that love to get hit and don't be on the man to touch them like if I like somebody out like get them head and don't want them to touch me like I don't care if they touch me or not.
[00:59:06] Yeah.
[00:59:07] But why is that though why y'all like this.
[00:59:11] I used to, I used to like, I used to like, give a head. Now bitches just like, I don't get so much so it's like bitch.
[00:59:24] But it was just like I don't know, like, I was just the type of person like I love to see them like them happy and have them and stuff like I don't care I'm fine if I don't.
[00:59:36] I feel you.
[00:59:37] As long as I'm pleasing you and you're fine I'm fine.
[00:59:41] I feel you like you know I used to be like that too but then it's like so many people fucked it up for the other ones you know I'm saying.
[00:59:48] Can we just say earlier in the show you cannot.
[00:59:52] No, I know we did say earlier than show we can't let that happen but hey, it ain't gonna happen no more god damn it.
[01:00:03] It ain't gonna happen no more I'm like, I'm listening you take care of me I'll take care of you god damn it.
[01:00:10] Alright, I respect myself.
[01:00:12] Way too much to ever blank.
[01:00:16] I respect myself way too much to let a fuck nigga grope nigga bomb ass nigga play with me again.
[01:00:24] Hello.
[01:00:26] Oh period to that you know I'm saying.
[01:00:31] I respect myself more now to the things that I used to tolerate I wouldn't dare tolerate it.
[01:00:39] Yeah, I said the same thing to myself too like this.
[01:00:45] I'll even look at some of the people I look at I shot my shot at I looked at my you know what, don't motherfuckers may be grateful I looked at their asses back then because now I'm like, hell no.
[01:00:55] I swear to God bitch you would be glad you had me how you had me cuz bitch you would never get this pussy again.
[01:01:03] Hell yeah, you know what, I feel like that because you'll never get the same man I was shit you know what I'm saying I'll dick you now and take care of you what, what you find out at?
[01:01:14] Bitch you ain't never gonna find a bitch like me.
[01:01:19] You should have helped me while you had me motherfucker.
[01:01:22] I swear to god.
[01:01:24] Oh I got another one for you the most sex I've ever had in a single day was blank.
[01:01:31] Twice.
[01:01:32] That's it?
[01:01:33] That's it.
[01:01:35] Bitch I ain't that bitch that gonna go three four rounds.
[01:01:40] The most she gonna get is two.
[01:01:45] The most I've done is like seven times in one night you know what I'm saying I just was.
[01:01:50] Bitch what you think about the ex-pil?
[01:01:55] I think I was, listen I was on some Hennessy and it had been a while since I had sex.
[01:02:03] Oh cuz I think so what it's a viagra maybe cuz high in the fuck.
[01:02:08] I was young then too now I'm like oh hell no.
[01:02:11] That's that jack rabbit shit I was talking about earlier.
[01:02:15] That's exactly what it was.
[01:02:17] But you couldn't do that to that girl that night after the club.
[01:02:20] That's crazy.
[01:02:22] I was young as fuck I was naive then.
[01:02:27] Let her ass would have found me at 25 in my late 20s early 30s and when I know what the hell going down.
[01:02:36] Man I would have it would have been out of there.
[01:02:40] He would have come food that pussy.
[01:02:45] I hope y'all enjoyed this fan appreciation episode where me and Toa just going through some questions cuz this is crazy.
[01:02:52] I once had a one night stand with Blink.
[01:02:56] Baby I don't have plenty of them.
[01:03:00] Well just pick one shit.
[01:03:02] I once had one night stand with Blink.
[01:03:07] I don't have plenty of one night stands so I'm trying to understand like what they want me to say.
[01:03:13] I once had a one night stand with what?
[01:03:15] Bitch they wanted me to say I had a one night stand with a dog.
[01:03:18] Like what the fuck.
[01:03:20] What do they want from me?
[01:03:22] I don't know.
[01:03:24] I once had a one night stand with humans.
[01:03:27] I don't know I guess I could say I once had a one night stand with someone who probably didn't deserve to dig.
[01:03:33] I don't know.
[01:03:34] But that's all of them.
[01:03:35] That's why they was one night stands.
[01:03:38] That's true.
[01:03:41] Who wrote this game?
[01:03:43] The talking of these shit ain't making no sense.
[01:03:47] They got all these one ended questions that you suppose I don't know.
[01:03:52] Like what was y'all purpose of putting it?
[01:03:56] I once had a one night stand with bitch with a human.
[01:04:00] What you want me to say?
[01:04:01] A dog?
[01:04:03] I once had a one night stand with an animal.
[01:04:08] What the fuck?
[01:04:09] What the fuck?
[01:04:11] I don't know.
[01:04:12] I heard somebody just got arrested for that shit though.
[01:04:14] I heard somebody got arrested in Texas because they were fucking a chicken.
[01:04:19] I'm like what the fuck is wrong with you?
[01:04:21] What's that?
[01:04:22] Choking a chicken?
[01:04:25] Now that's what you literally call choking a chicken.
[01:04:28] Exactly.
[01:04:30] I'm like I don't know.
[01:04:32] I see a chicken.
[01:04:33] I think about Chick-fil-A.
[01:04:35] Right bitch.
[01:04:36] I need to clean you so I can cook you.
[01:04:40] Who the fuck say I want to fuck a chicken?
[01:04:42] The fuck?
[01:04:44] Just like you ever seen that poem with that girl sucking the horse dick?
[01:04:48] Oh my god.
[01:04:50] Lord have mercy.
[01:04:52] You can't find a bruh.
[01:04:54] No, lord have mercy.
[01:04:56] You need help.
[01:04:57] Oh god that was too funny and fucking nasty.
[01:05:00] I was like ew and the horse nutted too.
[01:05:03] I was like ew it is her.
[01:05:04] Oh hell no.
[01:05:06] She was sucking the shit out of that horse dick and that nut going all in her mouth and stuff.
[01:05:11] She was still like ugh.
[01:05:13] I was like ew bitch it's a horse not an animal.
[01:05:20] Oh hell no.
[01:05:22] When they say horse got a big dick, when they be talking about these dickers got a horse dick bitch.
[01:05:26] That horse dick was whoa my god.
[01:05:32] Hell no.
[01:05:34] Come to find out that was the last question.
[01:05:38] Good.
[01:05:40] We got to run this back and you need a better game because I don't like that.
[01:05:44] Their questions were stupid.
[01:05:46] Their questions were stupid.
[01:05:48] Listen, I didn't call it.
[01:05:50] This is the game that we came up with y'all.
[01:05:52] I pulled the game from here y'all.
[01:05:54] So this game was damn near stupid but.
[01:05:58] I don't know what the questions they were asking.
[01:06:02] I don't know.
[01:06:03] I might need the game you were playing.
[01:06:05] Reach your roulette.
[01:06:08] That might be the one I might need.
[01:06:12] Yeah I'll retire you for season two.
[01:06:15] Now I got a new game.
[01:06:17] Oh shit you got a new one?
[01:06:23] I got a new game now.
[01:06:25] For season two I got a new game.
[01:06:27] Oh man.
[01:06:30] It's not I mean it's something that everybody knows but the questions.
[01:06:35] I make up my own questions.
[01:06:37] It's never have I ever.
[01:06:40] Oh I'm here for that.
[01:06:44] Yeah you got to come on and play that with me.
[01:06:46] Hey you just let me know when now I'm done.
[01:06:49] Hey tell me where they can find you at.
[01:06:53] You can find me on Facebook at Successful Toy Podcast.
[01:06:58] Or you can follow my regular page Toy Blackman or Lafonda Blackman.
[01:07:03] My Instagram is Successful Toy Podcast.
[01:07:06] My TikTok is Successful Toy.
[01:07:09] And you can tune in to me every Tuesday and Saturday on WWRCK Radio.
[01:07:18] Tuesdays at 6 p.m. and Saturdays at 7 p.m.
[01:07:23] What else?
[01:07:25] Make sure y'all caught my book.
[01:07:27] What's the name of my book again?
[01:07:29] Every time I get around you I be drinking I be forgetting the name of my book.
[01:07:33] Shit you drink I don't drink with you.
[01:07:36] Oh the secret she kept and the lie she told.
[01:07:39] Yes go find that book y'all.
[01:07:43] Listen y'all got.
[01:07:47] Y'all got to support her.
[01:07:49] When y'all read that book y'all gonna be like this nasty ass hoe.
[01:07:52] Baby I did all that in my early 20s.
[01:07:58] And late 30s.
[01:08:00] Listen.
[01:08:01] No early 20s and early 30s.
[01:08:04] So well once again Toy you are the real MVP.
[01:08:10] I want to thank you for coming on the guest of the fans subscription.
[01:08:15] We appreciate everybody.
[01:08:17] We appreciate your episode of Lick and Talk.
[01:08:19] We appreciate y'all.
[01:08:21] Damn Toy you done gave me two great episodes this season.
[01:08:23] You know what I'm saying?
[01:08:24] You just shit on a lot of podcasters.
[01:08:27] You know what I'm saying?
[01:08:28] You just shit on a lot of them.
[01:08:29] I'm grateful for you.
[01:08:30] Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[01:08:32] Anytime y'all want me back y'all vote for me to come back.
[01:08:35] Like tell him I don't have nobody else just put me on you period.
[01:08:38] Because y'all know I don't take up for the women and I don't take up for the men bitch.
[01:08:42] I ain't biased bitch.
[01:08:43] I'm going to speak the truth.
[01:08:44] If the nigga wrong he won't.
[01:08:46] If the bitch wrong she wrong period.
[01:08:48] Hey y'all listen y'all need to go ahead and tell Toy to bring me back on her podcast.
[01:08:52] You know what I'm saying?
[01:08:53] Because she can't tell me because I was on the feet of her ass.
[01:08:57] Tomorrow.
[01:08:58] Oh that's right.
[01:09:00] That's right.
[01:09:01] Tomorrow we doing man versus women y'all.
[01:09:04] Three men versus three women.
[01:09:07] This is going to be exciting.
[01:09:11] Yes.
[01:09:12] And thank you.
[01:09:13] You know what's going to be so funny about the episode though because the girls actually
[01:09:18] going to feel like I'm with them.
[01:09:22] Yeah.
[01:09:23] But my question, my answer when they going to be like wait what the fuck yeah.
[01:09:29] Nigga's right.
[01:09:31] So yeah.
[01:09:33] Thank you for the sneak peek and thank you to the subscribers who are subscribing.
[01:09:39] Ladies and gentlemen y'all are amazing.
[01:09:41] I appreciate it.
[01:09:42] The next episode will be the 300th episode of Lickitung.
[01:09:46] I hope y'all are here for it.
[01:09:48] Listen hey I might have to get Toy on the 300th episode.
[01:09:51] I was just going to say why you ain't make me the 300th episode.
[01:09:54] Why I got to be 299?
[01:09:57] I'll bring you on too.
[01:09:58] We'll work that out.
[01:10:00] Thank you though.
[01:10:01] Thank you for having me.
[01:10:03] Thank you for having me.
[01:10:04] I appreciate it.
[01:10:06] I love coming on here drinking and talking shit with you because I never know what a conversation
[01:10:12] station is going to go.
[01:10:13] Listen I want to thank you as well for coming on.
[01:10:15] I want to thank you to listen and subscribing on our podcast Spotify, R.R. Radio until
[01:10:20] next time.
[01:10:21] We out this thing y'all.
[01:10:22] Peace.


